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# Sometimes spelling things wrong works better.


Apologies if like me you have just had a KFC!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I've eaten their food twice in my life
with a decade gap between the two. I can still recall the greasy pop of the meat as I bit into it.
(dara o'briain, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Their gravy is.......amazing.
Best thing in the world, is KFC gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ^this^
with a massive gravy-greasy hard on.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
#
www.cajuncookingrecipes.com/recipe.php?recipeid=376
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# YAYS!
My best friend will marry you for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# buy a hat!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I've got four.
A tricorner hat, a beret, a bobble hat and a trilby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# it'll be a trilby hat wedding
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Ah, so the secret ingredients are MSG and salt.
Good old fashioned cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I've eaten there once, in Mexico City
with sexy results
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I'll sexy your results in a minute if you're not careful.
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Phoar!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Oh god
It's like chewing on a crispy condom filled with hair and frogspawn.
It's one of the worst fast food places.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Anybody who eats KFC
deserves anything that happens to them, not apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# The KFC in our town is one of the few franchises left
so it's really clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Hugh Fearnley-Whatsisface
will be turning in his grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He can fuck off, with his lack of hairstyle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# This^
I've been blah-ing on about the plight of battery chickens for yonks and nobody listened to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Shouldn't you be glad he's bringing it to the attention of a bigger audience?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# maybe
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# That's because most people are twats.
Like that one on his show:

"Free range costs a couple of quid more and as a single parent I can't possibly afford that even though, as a 24 stone single mother I clearly have enough money to spend on chips."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Manwife and I had £20 to do this week's shopping.
And I still made sure we bought free range. There. Is. No. Excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# ^ This, with organic knobs on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# That woman seriously looked as though she was hiding a medium-sized family
under her clothes.

Urgh!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I'm not exactly skinny myself
but I don't kid myself that it's anything except too many calories and not enough exercise.

But in general I'd rather eat slightly less nice stuff rather than extra crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Likewise, my sylph-like days are *long* since gone...
but I agree, quality over quantity every time.

That women got right up my nose, though -
"So what was your reaction to that disgusting intensive Chicken Shed?"
"Well, that's what it's all about, innit?"

Hooray for well-reasoned argument.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I quite agree!
and after my one, I've sworn it'll be my last.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# this wins
the world.

W/Y/H/C etc.

Hmm.. think it might be time for a new awesome-o-pard comic...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Thank you!
but /C? .....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Cluckin' Bell
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# w/y/h
The best part about this KFC sign - the chicken bill opens and closes and the eye moves around. But the food is utter crap.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=76NgW1pRvyM
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# No need to apologise.
I just can't eat that filth.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)