
I used to want a sideways mohawk, from ear to ear.
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Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:34,
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I just made the best fucking breakfast ever.

1 toats
1 can of beans
1 quarter pounder burger
3 rashers of smoked bacon
2 fried eggs
Several ketchups.
Also, orange and mango smoothie.
Please, continue with what you were doing.
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Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:49,
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1 toats
1 can of beans
1 quarter pounder burger
3 rashers of smoked bacon
2 fried eggs
Several ketchups.
Also, orange and mango smoothie.
Please, continue with what you were doing.

YOU FUCKBASKET!
Also, I dislike the shape of your plate. I dunno.
EDIT: I thought your orange juice looked off. It's actually not orange juice.
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Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:50,
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Also, I dislike the shape of your plate. I dunno.
EDIT: I thought your orange juice looked off. It's actually not orange juice.

You've rather put me off ever doing anything ever again.
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Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:51,
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There's nothing left to spew so I'm just sitting here retching in front of my computer.
Also: Sausages.
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Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:52,
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Also: Sausages.

I couldn't eat last night, and I woke up with the sweats this morning.
I went in to work, got a $3000 bonus, tried to eat a sandwich, threw up everywhere and came home.
All in all, not a bad day.
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Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:57,
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I went in to work, got a $3000 bonus, tried to eat a sandwich, threw up everywhere and came home.
All in all, not a bad day.

Let me gaz you my address to send it to.
It's okay - I'm here to help.
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Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:58,
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It's okay - I'm here to help.

I was not aware, let alone pleased.
Hence the burger.
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Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:55,
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Hence the burger.

you want to GET THE FUCK BETTER
as there is a very important bash this weekend.
yes,
there will be sausages present.
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Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:57,
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as there is a very important bash this weekend.
yes,
there will be sausages present.

I might not be able to make it if I'm like this.
Still, I might as well be a terrorist if I'm sick on Australia Day.
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Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:59,
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Still, I might as well be a terrorist if I'm sick on Australia Day.

I am sure we will have something to make you feel better.
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Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:01,
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SO I WILL BE SIMULTANEOUSLY DRUNK, AMONGST OTHER THINGS
