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# I'm sorry, but I must interrupt this thread to bring you an urgent broadcast:
I just made the best fucking breakfast ever.

1 toats
1 can of beans
1 quarter pounder burger
3 rashers of smoked bacon
2 fried eggs
Several ketchups.

Also, orange and mango smoothie.

Please, continue with what you were doing.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Isn't it a little...early for breakfast?
YOU FUCKBASKET!




Also, I dislike the shape of your plate. I dunno.
EDIT: I thought your orange juice looked off. It's actually not orange juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Yeah
and it's too brown


game over, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:51, archived)
# Aw, game over man!
game over!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:52, archived)
# About the plate.
Yes, unnecessarily fussy. Gratuitous, even.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:53, archived)
# You've rather put me off what I was doing.
You've rather put me off ever doing anything ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:51, archived)
# about an hour ago, I vomited the first thing I'd eaten in 24 hours.
There's nothing left to spew so I'm just sitting here retching in front of my computer.

Also: Sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Fuck
what's wrong? When did this start?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I think I have a fever.
I couldn't eat last night, and I woke up with the sweats this morning.

I went in to work, got a $3000 bonus, tried to eat a sandwich, threw up everywhere and came home.

All in all, not a bad day.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Oh dear!
I hope you feel better soon. <3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:58, archived)
# You're clearly allergic to bonus money
Let me gaz you my address to send it to.

It's okay - I'm here to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Haha
you sound very philosophical about the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:59, archived)
# They had been eaten.
I was not aware, let alone pleased.

Hence the burger.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:55, archived)
# So cow for pig?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Indeedio
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:00, archived)
# well,
you want to GET THE FUCK BETTER
as there is a very important bash this weekend.

yes,
there will be sausages present.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Oh fuck, that's this weekend!
I might not be able to make it if I'm like this.

Still, I might as well be a terrorist if I'm sick on Australia Day.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:59, archived)
# we have a tonne of health food stock here,
I am sure we will have something to make you feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:01, archived)
# Australia Day is also Auckland Day.
 
SO I WILL BE SIMULTANEOUSLY DRUNK, AMONGST OTHER THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:09, archived)
# YOU DRUNKEN KIWIS AND YOUR CHILLY BINS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:10, archived)
# ALWAYS STAGGERING ABOUT IN YOUR JANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:11, archived)
# AND MAKING TOASTY PIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:11, archived)
# EATING PERKY NANAS, FROM THE FRIDGE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:14, archived)
# HAVING SEX ON THE BEACH

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:21, archived)
# oh ell oh fucking ell.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:30, archived)
# I was starting to wurry that we may huve effended you for a sec there bro!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:33, archived)
# strewth fair dinkum cobber I can take it!
 
sometimes we just have to agree that certain members of our respective rural communitites are inclined towards sexual intercourse with livestock, and leave it at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:37, archived)
# you fat fuck.
have a salad, clean out your colon and arteries.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 6:25, archived)
# Needs sausage
Sausage, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 8:59, archived)