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# New student. Too lazy to ink/ color it yet.

In other news: I just injured myself eating fake Smarties.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# fake smarties?
elaborate....
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# They're called
Jolly™ Smart Alecs. They look and taste almost exactly like Smarties. But you can't get Smarties in the Imports aisle in Stop and Shop. They're like Tesco Value or something. Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# what was your injury?
you fake value smartie eater.

budgie says "cheap"
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Bit the inside of my mouth
a couple times.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# oh teh horror
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
#
horror pain
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# it'll swell up slightly
and you'll be biting it for weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# like this:


ps. not my image
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# no!
bees are not for eating!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# unless they are in your alpha-beti spagetti
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
alphabetti spaghetti...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I know!
That's why I bit it just now. :[ Plus now it's there, I can't stop nibbling it on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# stop it!
you'll make it all ragged and get bits of cheek falling off in your mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Ahhh!
*nibbles* Okay I'll try to stop. *nibbles a bit more*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# at least put chocolate on it
give yourself a reason to bite!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Were you playing
"Smartie Hero"? Legends of Choc?
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# maybe if you trim your fringe you'd see where your mouth was and
ensure no injury :p
Eve needs a haircut too - the dirty hippy :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# her tits are moving west and east respectively
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# magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# No, it was more of...like...
I bit the inside of my mouth by accident. My fringe is pushed back today 'cos it went all weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# when i smile and eat because i have big dimples the flesh of my cheek gets pushed into my teeth and it hurts
so i try not to smile and eat
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# So if you wanna eat
you have to be miserable? That makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
# i know :(
maybe i could invent something.... hmm *goes inventing*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# poor girl!
her boobs have had an argument and aren't talking to each other
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I know.
I was gonna fix that during inking. But I think it's unfixable. I need to learn how to draw boobs correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# unfortunately
this may mean having to look at boobs other than your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
#
un
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# can i look too?
ok i didn't just type that but i was thinking it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# LOL
mangarevolution.com/tutorial_display.php?tutorial_id=52
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# ( Y )
That's what I go for generally :)
If they're under a top
Otherwise: (.Y.)
Just think in ascii.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Question
Does everyone in your class have the same silly haircut? :)

And is that your teacher? If so, she's touching that student!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# No
it's completley fictional. But everyone in my head has the same silly haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)