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*goes to get a gun*

Why is it that boring threads with no conversations in are never deleted, it's always the ones where we're having a conversation?!

GITS.

*cocks gun*

edit: what was their username?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)

Yay!

I love it when you've got the cocks gun...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)

*fires cocks willy nilly*

Oh I amuse myself, I really do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)

matching the manmeat hat

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)

*chuckles*

"cocks"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)

hey! where's my bikini?

here it is again then

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)

if Capt Wow models this, I'll forgive her

Edit: may I make a suggestion? I think the b3ta logo should be lower in the gusset, for extra allure.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)

Oy...

It would not be as good as you think.

Not even close.

I promise you this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)

My standards are pretty normal

and I've seen your face - I think you'd do quite nicely modelling b3ta-wear.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

FACE

Where do girls wear bikinis?

Exactly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)

I don't know...

Where do you wear yours?

Prove it!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)

I don't wear one.

I don't own a swimsuit of any description. I'm not a glutton for public humiliation and punishment, you know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)

ignores body text of post

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)

I am the judge

*bangs gavel vigourously*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

That's not a gavel.

That's my hand.

and that's not a lectern, that's your crotch.

Why isn't this hurting you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)

it is

but that's precisely the reason I love it.

Anyway, enough excuses, give me the porn.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)

*cries*

there isn't even a bikini to model.

Or have I forgotten I was going to give you a DVD?

Anyway, you were telling me where you were from.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)

You're on the internet, porn is everywhere.

All you have to do is reach out and touch it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)

Your own personal wankfest

Someone to hear your moans, someone who groans....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)

Says you...

And probably Mrs Doom too...

I therefore no longer have an opinion on this issue.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)

the bottom part of the bikini should be tiny really

triangular with strings at the side but the image
results were getting more and more saucy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

yes it's dangerous

I wanted to find a man peeing against the wall, photo from behind.

I should not have written "pissing" while at work.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)