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# The government has failed us! it's time for us to take matters in to our own hands!

The government has turned down the petition to have Tony Hart knighted
www.pm.gov.uk/output/Page14377.asp
Therefore I recommend that he be declared a saint, knight of the round table or simply a god.
At the very least he should be interviewed (AGAIN!) by B3ta asap, because lets face it, if he hadn't given us the gallery, then most of us wouldn't be here (on B3ta) today.
Can he at the very least be B3ta's patron saint (of the living variety)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Can't be a saint, he's got to die.
Or wear a square halo instead of a round one. I don't know why I know this.


YES to the interview idea, that's a smashing plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# is that the way it's done? square halos?
I'm not that up on this new religion nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I think so
I have no idea where I've got it from but I think you can't be a saint while you're alive, but if you've been 'earmarked' to be one you get a square halo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Can you switch it off at night so you can sleep
or do you have to wear a blindfold, like on planes?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)
# What, interviewed again?
www.b3ta.com/interview/tonyhart/
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Well reminded, I no doubt read it
and the deep rooted memory was what made me type that :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Thought so :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# You're right - i only just found b3ta, and thus an outlet for my massive CDCs, in time.
I'd been sending them to Tony for years. I was fucking outraged he never put them in the gallery.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Wasn't he already interviewed by b3ta?
I agree - also, we should make an image challenge based on Mr. Hart. Why should Bob Ross get all the glory?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
#
+ holes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# as long as it's not
paste his head on something with as little effort, thought or humour as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Damn.
*closes photoshop*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# they couldn't forgive his treatment of cormorants
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# *Gets under the desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# i was wondering what just pressed up against my leg
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:40, archived)
# That'd be your other leg.
I'm under MY desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)
# you had to spoil it, didn't you?
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Cold, dead shark eyes
Is he a wereshark? Is that how he caught the cormorant?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)
# he should wear black full eye contacts, its an awesome look for him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I support this
But I don't believe in imaginary bearded sky wizards.
Can he not be made Emperor of Humanity instead?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Also:
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Yay!
I hope you did that in true Hart sytle and used some chalk and a lenght of string!

I remember I sent in a wonderful portrait for him when I was about 4. I see to recollect the is was only improved by the 30 minutes I gave it in the freezer:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# great stuff mr toast
hopefully he'll be included in the next list.
i'll get in touch with the petition originator find out how tony's doing.

also it's scary getting mail from downing street.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# they haven't actually turned it down though
they have stated they will take into account the support of the XXXXXX no. people who signed it when the next year comes around.

Besides, although a grand idea, it was the wrong place to go about suggesting him for an honour. I believe there is somewhere more specific to get it done. Can't think offhand, but it has been linked before.

failing that, there are info. packs and downloadable forms here:
www.direct.gov.uk/en/Gtgl1/GuideToGovernment/Honoursawardsandmedals/DG_067917

Using the same forms, we could also nominate rob for services to decreased productivity
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)