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# I spy an FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)
# cheers for stopping it happening :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I have no power here.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)
# your
powers are useless old man
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:06, archived)
# If you strike me down
I will become more powerful than you could im-Owww that really hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)
# "They say 'We don't need you any more, old man'"
"You fucking idiots. You wouldn't even get a sunset." - Chris T-T
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)
# words are power
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)
# I think there are quite a lot of "terrorists" who would disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)
# and authors/speakers/politicians/psychologists etc who would agree
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)
# do as we say or we kill your little girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Or
"Since talking doesn't seem to work, we're going to knock over your buildings."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)
# You can kill more people with one sentence than you can with a suicide bomber.
But only if you're George Bush and that sentence is 'oooh that's a pretty button, I hope it's the 'bring me a burger' button...'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)
# It's a hell of a lot easier to kill someone by shooting them than it is by shouting "Bang!" at them, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Heart condition?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Most crack addicts are so young that their hearts are still quite strong.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Silly vagabond
crack addicts isn't people....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I can't be a hippy
the car I most covet is an Aston Martin DB4. Or a '59 Cadillac Eldorado convertible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)
# stop coveting!
you'll go to hell now!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I can't help it.
But I think God appreciates the difference between covetting a pretty car and stabbing someone up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)
# thow shall not covet thy neighbours ox
Don't want want others have got.

It's as much of a rule as not killing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)
# My neighbours haven't got an ox OR a db9. Nobody I know does.
I'm allowed to appreciate that something's beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Just ask the Bible...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Actually, anyone killed in the name of Christianity has been killed
by someone who's deliberately not paying attention to the ten commandments, namely the one that says 'DON'T KILL ANYONE'

I'm a Christian, you see. I've got the commandments down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)
# *covets manwife*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)
# NO
MY Manwife. My big furry monkey, you can't have him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I know a few Christians (church going)
who use illegal software, listen to copied music, wish they had an iPhone, etc etc etc

Hypochritical wankers - most of them - not all, I'm sure you're perfect missy ;)


also, those commandments don't apply to the people who made them up, otherwise the crusades really wouldn't have happened.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I may listen to a bit of copied music
but it tends to be old stuff I have no chance of getting my mitts on. Or mashed-up songs that you can't get on CD.

It's naughty still, I know. But manwife and I are some of the only people I know that still buy albums and DVDs, instead of downloading.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I do too, but I'm in no way religious
You don't have to have a list of rules written down and a huge money making corporation that invests heavily in arms manufacturers in the name of god to be a good person ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Of course not.
But I'm not a Christian in terms of 'walking the walk' as I can do pretty much all of that anyway just trying to live as a good person. For me it's much more internal than that. And I really don't want to force it on others either, I'm probably the naughtiest little godbotherer there ever was, as my religion's only for me, it's not something I ever want to force on people. As long as you're nice that's all I care about.


As long as you're nice and you provide me with cream buns. And not the Van Wilder kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# LIES!!!!!!!!!
you have lain with my oxen, i have photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)
# You forced me to, of course you have photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
# i didn't force you
i just suggested it
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Suggested with a cattle prod after 5 cans of special brew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Ripping off Simon Munnery...
They say that the pen is mightier than the sword.

Very well. They can have a pen. I shall have a sword. Let's put it to the test.


Admirable animation, as ever...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THE CURSE THE CURSE!!!

'ningles all and woo grilled bakery of gleeness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)