"You fucking idiots. You wouldn't even get a sunset." - Chris T-T
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:08,
archived)
words are power
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:09,
archived)
I think there are quite a lot of "terrorists" who would disagree.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:11,
archived)
and authors/speakers/politicians/psychologists etc who would agree
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:12,
archived)
do as we say or we kill your little girl.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:12,
archived)
Or
"Since talking doesn't seem to work, we're going to knock over your buildings."
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:13,
archived)
You can kill more people with one sentence than you can with a suicide bomber.
But only if you're George Bush and that sentence is 'oooh that's a pretty button, I hope it's the 'bring me a burger' button...'
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:15,
archived)
:D
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:15,
archived)
It's a hell of a lot easier to kill someone by shooting them than it is by shouting "Bang!" at them, though.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:17,
archived)
Heart condition?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:22,
archived)
Most crack addicts are so young that their hearts are still quite strong.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:23,
archived)
Silly vagabond
crack addicts isn't people....
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:23,
archived)
Hippy.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:24,
archived)
I can't be a hippy
the car I most covet is an Aston Martin DB4. Or a '59 Cadillac Eldorado convertible.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:28,
archived)
stop coveting!
you'll go to hell now!
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:28,
archived)
I can't help it.
But I think God appreciates the difference between covetting a pretty car and stabbing someone up.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:32,
archived)
thow shall not covet thy neighbours ox
Don't want want others have got.
It's as much of a rule as not killing.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:33,
archived)
My neighbours haven't got an ox OR a db9. Nobody I know does.
I'm allowed to appreciate that something's beautiful.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:36,
archived)
Just ask the Bible...
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:19,
archived)
Actually, anyone killed in the name of Christianity has been killed
by someone who's deliberately not paying attention to the ten commandments, namely the one that says 'DON'T KILL ANYONE'
I'm a Christian, you see. I've got the commandments down.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:22,
archived)
*covets manwife*
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:24,
archived)
NO
MY Manwife. My big furry monkey, you can't have him.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:25,
archived)
I know a few Christians (church going)
who use illegal software, listen to copied music, wish they had an iPhone, etc etc etc
Hypochritical wankers - most of them - not all, I'm sure you're perfect missy ;)
also, those commandments don't apply to the people who made them up, otherwise the crusades really wouldn't have happened.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:25,
archived)
I may listen to a bit of copied music
but it tends to be old stuff I have no chance of getting my mitts on. Or mashed-up songs that you can't get on CD.
It's naughty still, I know. But manwife and I are some of the only people I know that still buy albums and DVDs, instead of downloading.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:29,
archived)
I do too, but I'm in no way religious
You don't have to have a list of rules written down and a huge money making corporation that invests heavily in arms manufacturers in the name of god to be a good person ;)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:32,
archived)
Of course not.
But I'm not a Christian in terms of 'walking the walk' as I can do pretty much all of that anyway just trying to live as a good person. For me it's much more internal than that. And I really don't want to force it on others either, I'm probably the naughtiest little godbotherer there ever was, as my religion's only for me, it's not something I ever want to force on people. As long as you're nice that's all I care about.
As long as you're nice and you provide me with cream buns. And not the Van Wilder kind.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:34,
archived)
LIES!!!!!!!!!
you have lain with my oxen, i have photos.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:26,
archived)
You forced me to, of course you have photos.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:29,
archived)
i didn't force you
i just suggested it
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:34,
archived)
Suggested with a cattle prod after 5 cans of special brew.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:37,
archived)
Ripping off Simon Munnery...
They say that the pen is mightier than the sword.
Very well. They can have a pen. I shall have a sword. Let's put it to the test.
Admirable animation, as ever...
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:19,
archived)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THE CURSE THE CURSE!!!
'ningles all and woo grilled bakery of gleeness.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:20,
archived)
*clickity click*
lovely stuff, and flawlessly done. :)
(bruised_bloodhas no bruises,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:07,
archived)
Absolutely excellent.
*vicariously experiences woo*
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:08,
archived)
Great
Aren't things better when they're smooth. I like smooth.
(durbsterdurbster.co.uk,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:10,
archived)
except Peanut Butter
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:11,
archived)
This.
Smooth peanut butter is so fucking wrong it makes me want to be a Catholic just so I can say sorry for knowing of its very existence properly.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:12,
archived)
Hahahahaha
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:15,
archived)
plus you had a frame where the hammer bobbled up slightly. Here, now do him re-inflating at the end, it's down to 95k so you've got loads of room to play with ;)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:22,
archived)