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( , Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)

that when we get married our other old friend Westie is going to bagpipe me up the aisle. And yes, we are all aware of the sexual technique. Because I told them all. (edit: I must point out that due to Westie's previous form with women, strangely normal new girlfriend notwithstanding, this is rather believable)...
Hello all, sorry I haven't been around much of late. I'm sure this place must've gone to hell in a handbasket during my absence. Well fear not, for I am back.
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:18,
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Hello all, sorry I haven't been around much of late. I'm sure this place must've gone to hell in a handbasket during my absence. Well fear not, for I am back.

He's a rather wicked bagpiper, he does it for some sort of....organisation of some regard at....places where people will be.
I'm sure he was on Jools' Hootenanny.
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Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:22,
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I'm sure he was on Jools' Hootenanny.