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# Your wife is made out of meringue
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# or ice
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# or brandy snaps
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Meringue better for sexytiem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# They melt when wet
is that good?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Better than ice.
Imagine getting stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# That's true love, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# /Paul Daniels
That's MAGIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# yeah cos having a wife that melts into nothing when wet would be right sexy
*twirls index finger next to temple*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# So you'd rather have a wife that you stick to with your bellend
who will also melt due to the heat created by the warm arts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# if...
but...

shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# As long as it has tits
:D
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I prefer it when women are made from
the stuff you normally have them made from... dematologically tested silicone
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# why would she get wet?
you mean in the bath?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I think someone's into watersports.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# oh dear
oh dear oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# You could fashion some sort of
impenetrable cape.

/Raincoat.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# you're suggesting that you fashion a wet suit for your ice wife
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You say this like he's fucking mental or something.
Seems perfectly rational to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# because you're fucking mental
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# SLANDER
I shall see you swinging from the highest yard arm in the docks for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ma-an
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# There's the rotter, officer
He is a slanderous oaf of the first water, and I wish to have him executed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# ha ha!
you will always remebers this day as the day you almost caugh... oh - you've caught me.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Yes it is.
Mental would be making a wetsuit for my ice lady, but using Fire as a raw material!

Oh how we laughed.

/runs off
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I'd love if you could make me something out of fire.
I would like a little cat made out of fire. I'd call him fireypuss, and I could set him on gentlemen callers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# But how would you have
cuddle tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Ice based mittens!
And perhaps an ice apron for chesty hugs.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Oh that's excellent
I'm glad you thought of that for me. I was thinking I'd have to become a fireman and get some of those fetching big trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)