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# I haven't read your bloody biography, dude.
You've never told me much about your childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# that's cos i don't really remember it
i was stoned all the time




*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hang on,
you told me you was an orphan in the local nunnary and now you're the vicar of a small community in scotland that had never heard of whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# that's right
but we have a massive marijuana plantation in the nunnery gardens
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# ahhh!
you left that part out!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# what part?
sorry, my memory's not waht it once was
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# don't read his biography
it's very self indulgent and he makes outrageous claims about knives
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# he also
accuses chestnuts of being lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# well they are
making children knock them out of trees with sticks instead of just falling out like every other cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I know...
and that chapter where he claims to have trained shrews to wear shoes and play the blues is almost as unbelieveable as the one where he claims to have personally replaced the Royal family with one very large bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# have you ever stood next to the "queen"
she buzzes.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# yes
that quite annoyed me, i was rather fond of the idea of being ruled by a giant bee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# they are not outrageous claims!
watch

*twirls*

OW, ME PINKIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)