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# sorry
but if you had showered me in coffee and sex, we wouldn't be having this problem.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# 600 miles.
SIX HUNDRED.

How long do you think my vagina is?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# medium
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# That's so vague.
Is medium 600 miles long then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# *shrugs*
I dunno. It's not like I've seen it. Your fault.

I'm off. Nunight.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Night love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# *wonders how long CW's vagina is*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Two guesses what me and my ruler are doing tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# drawing lines
or measuring olives.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Now that would be interesting :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I'm not guessing
and i'm not guessing again.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# visa or amex?
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# now everyone has gone for a cold shower
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Table twanging
and swatting bee's
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# if only b3ta poll still worked
we could take bets
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# is it Henry VII?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# A rule joke!
very good. I used to work with an engineer who was forever making this pedantic remark whenever a straight-edged measuring tool was in play.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# that's why I stopped working with you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Yes, yes, yes.
You getting sacked from the crematorium was the happiest day of my life.

We could use rulers all day long after you left.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I knew it.
Buch of weirdos, you lot. It's all different in my new job. I've got a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I believe the average
is a mere 10 cms.

They are of course quite stretchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)