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[challenge entry] Morning all! Let me introduce Jesus Cruise...


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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# crivens!
that's well shopped lad
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Thanks.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Captain's main man + Captain's arch enemy
My brain's going to explode.


Woo to the shop though!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Jesus is your arch enemy?
Are you the Antichrist?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# eeek!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
*hands you a dirt devil*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Oh thank you.
*hoovers cross*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# *hands can of Mr Sheen*
They should rebrand Mr Sheen so Charlie's flying that little plane about the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *sprays Mr AntiSheen in captain's face
no reason, just joshing about
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# YOU ARE A ROTTER, SIR
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Haha!
i'm loving that!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I missed it last night
but luckily, I didn't miss Torchwood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I'm SKY+ it
for lazy sunday viewing so I didn't see it last night

Luckily, I didn't see Torchwood either
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# *hangs round with a spoon*
Aaaaarg! Juicy brains!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I've got lovely brains
you should think yourself lucky. My brains are soft and succulent, like a lovely lady's bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# What?
Cracked and's full of shit?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Further proof that you don't really like girlies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Well that's only true in the sense
That I hate everyone equally:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Pfft, you're a big softie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Yes
But I am seeking medical advice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Scientology can help
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Bum brain!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# *bursts into tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# *hands back dirt devil*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# t'is the eternal paradox!
'ning cap
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Nongles lovely!
How goeth it, verily?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# indeed and forsooth
it goeth well milady.
I trust all is peachy in the land of Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Oh it's all alright, yes
thank you!

How's Mr Droog?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# mr droog is currently smelly
as he couldn't find a clean work shirt this morning :D
that'll learn him for not bringing his washing down!

/turning into my mum blog
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# ello Capn
today I shall be giving a running commentary of the Jeremy Kyle show


RUMOURS, SUSPICION and LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# \o/
today - toothless inbreds get told off by Jezza for not working and that!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# WILL A LIE DETECTOR SAVE OUR RELATIONSHIP?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# "THIS GIRL IS SITTING AT HOME LOOKING AFTER YOUR KIDS
WHILE YOU GO OUT EVERY NIGHT! RANT! SPIT!"
I love Jeremy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Excellent, as I won't be watching it.
Now I don't know about you, but WHERE I COME FROM WE PAY TAXES AND DRIVE HOME FROM RADIO SHOWS TO BE WITH OUR CHILDREN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I've been subjected to that the last couple of days
I can't understand how these MUNTERS end up with one person wanting to sleep with them, let alone TWO.

"Keep your hands off my bloke"
"He was my bloke first, you slag"
*teeth fall out*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa
it's sooo true!

Why have they ALL got a mouthful of sugar-puffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# That scares me in 14.7 different ways!
Woo and 'ningles peeps
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# erk!!
he looks a bit like a jesusy siler(sp) there...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Sylar?
Edit- bugger me, so he does.


*puts hat on*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I feel the need
The need... for creed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# oo nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Nicely shopped!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# 'lo finky
how's the littl'un?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# She's great thanks.
The missus is knackered but I'm OK.

Probably won't be next week when I have to go back to work though!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# hahahaha
jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Moses Goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] scientology lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)