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# qunts
(Christopher Martin-Jenkins, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I think this is a Mictoboy rip-off
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I try not to think on Sundays.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# You're right
*clicks the Shut Down option in brain
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I think Mictoboy is clearly a rip-off of Alexander the Great
It has all been done before.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# You are Karl Pilkington
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Sadly I do not have a clue who this person is
and his Wikipedia page does not explain that joke any further.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Karl MIGHT be a complete genius.
Or he might just be Karl. We're not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# My mate used to work with him at Xfm apparently.
He said that he is really like that! But the fella cant be that much of an idiot to have got to the position he did at X.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# this IS xfm we're talking about :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Ah well.
Xfm used to be good....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# yes it did
i know a lad who does something complicated and important for all their live stuff

he's a nice bloke
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Its the specifics of this sentence that turn me on ;)
Ive just looked back at my downloads and the new Elbow album isnt downloading :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# you are turned on becasue your download isn't working?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# No, that you know so much about what your mate does :)
The download has made me all sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# he does producing, i think
he is a nice bloke though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# don't be stupid
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# xfm has never been good
anything which zane lowe has ever been involved with has a temporal field around it that makes all output throughout history shit
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# That is why it is shit now.
Because they have started using "personalities" instead of decent DJ's with amazing taste in music!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# wasn't he one of the first djs they hired though?
i want a link to the events in your sig
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Oh yeah, I think he has been there for years
but I never listened to his show. Now there are a lot more "personality names" in there and they are twats. Richard Bacon for one.

Here you go: www.b3ta.com/board/8083652
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
# he's not there anymore is he?
he's on R1

luckily the only london based station i've ever been able to get is virgin. although since hiring christian "i'm funny, so i'll talk for three hours" o'connell they've gone downhill.

now have ian "i used to be famous" lee and JK and joel (whose first show was actually quite good)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# christ
the guy even edits his swears!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I was at their launch night
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I'd love him to be my flatmate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# friends of friends go a long way
especially if they are masons
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# i've got the book
and by the end of it, it just felt like two kids picking on the class thicko, it felt very unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I appear to have missed something.
Don't read A Boy Called It.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# i don't read any of those 'my childhood was shit' type books
life is too short
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I only read it because I was being nagged to.
Usually I read crime novels.

First time I typed that I typed come novels.

FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# elmore leonard
my favourite author
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Any recommendations
for someone who hasn't yet experienced someone with such an excellent name?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# If I can give you my 2 cents worth
Read Anne Tyler before you read Elmore Leonard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Bloody hell.
TWO?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# She is ace!
I read her books all the time! She wrote one book called "A Patchwork Planet" which is amazing! Its like a very accesible Catcher in the Rye. She is well worth reading I would say. Also, you should read The Lovely Bones if you havent too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# oh piss
her

i tried lovely bonesbut gave up after half a chapter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# *googles*

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# tishomingo blues
out of sight
get shorty - good book ,trust me, just pretend the film didn't happen
the hot kid
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Never seen the film either.
Right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# primo levi
how dare you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Oh come on!
Im sure that there is an element of awareness to it. He is game for a laugh I think. Did you see 3 minute wonders when he was on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# you will be carl bridgewater in my fantasy tonight
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# He used to be a producer at Xfm
and he is well known to come out with shit all the time. He once said something along the lines of nothing having been invented since the 19th century....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Oh I love Karl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Slim did it!111!!!1!1one one one eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# the fucker did n'all
SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG sputnik
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I am eating the best apple ever.
Holding it in my mouth pigstyle while I type.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# can you thrust it in and out a little bit please?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Naughty naughty, very naughty.... ;)
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# My jaw will not allow such a feat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Will your feet allow such a jaw?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# nomnomnom lolfootfetish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# food isn't it, get it in you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Photo it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Nah, I've got wet hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# You could photoshop that out and try the bald look
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# My head is perfect, according to the midwife.
I refuse to believe this has changed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# OMG! A GOI!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Only on my head.
The rest of me is dry. I don't want to freeeeeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# silly antipodeans
It is lovely and warm here:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Eh?!
Where do you think I'm from?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# to him
we're antipodean,
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# are we?!
Well that's bloody confusing. Who thought that up?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# whoever named AU and NZ the antipodes
as the word means (roughly) "other side of the world"

therefore it can be used both ways

stupid victorians with their shortsightedness
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)
# the fuck.
Did they not realise one day there'd be INTERNETS?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)
# nope
they thought ships were the end of the industrialisation
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# tasmanians are worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# but they're all dutch
so they're fucking cool
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# OI!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# it's alright
he's a bloody convict
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# hahahaa!
*points at the antipodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# *points back*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)
# stop being
imputent
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I work perfectly fine thankyou very much!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# engerland?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# pink lady?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# That was last week
this week it's braeburn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# This has turned me on far more than it should have....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Apple all gone.
Mouth now shut. Well, no actually, I just licked my lips and now I'm making a very attractive face while I try to get apple from between my teeth.

*gurns*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Woof!
..
(Looneytwuns, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# check out both my quake images on the popular page, baby!
*preens*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I FANCY YOU
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# that's fair enough
i'm fucking gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I'm going to draw you...
...with long flowing locks one day
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# i used to have curtains
in my indie goth days


it was a very bad look
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Please say there's pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# not on the internet
thank fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# This makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I've always just got away with my hair looking alright
there was a while during a mid length where I looked a cunt but it grew out and curled up and looked better.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# your hair is great
very ROCK
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# haha
good morning again.
I thought for the second time tonght "i shall go lie down for a min"..2 hours (i think) later. and i've wokrn up agiain.

so hi
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Tu gustaría una salchicha?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Que onda?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)