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# i blame random drunken-ness


got bored, made this, blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# NO FAT CHICKS
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I was waiting for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
#
no chick, just dude
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LAYDEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
#
FIRST!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# why not?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# i'm sure there are
i've seen them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# you can spot them by their dyed hair, red/blue/pink/ corsetts to push the fat into tits
and mental issues that makes them think that's ok
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# where are these women?
*looks around*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# that makes you sound like you have an agenda
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# NO FAT CHICKS
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Women should stop eating McDonalds
Actually, they should be banned from saying SuperSize Me!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I have a Ford Falcon
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# 96 inch waist
fat coloured haired tarts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Have you seen pics of the new one?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# cant say I have
*googles*
/needs to know everything about new cars hitting the market kid of guy.
eDIT: lOOKS PRETTY SWEET.
i LOVE CAPS LOCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
#
www.drive.com.au/FordFalcon2008
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# AND THE 1996 PERSONALITY.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# What's wrong with dyed hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# TITS OR GTFO!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# When was the last time you ate a chicken breast or thigh?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# mongy does not need to eat.
his body has evolved to run solely on guinness.
But it is good to throw in some smirnoff and redbull in every now and then to "clean out the cobwebs".
/fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# i don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# You don't understand much, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# No,
No I don't
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# is your name pronouced "caravan"
cos thats how i reads it phonetically
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Saywan
Kaywan.

If you want to call me caravan, thats just fine though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I shall call you mondo
for this is what it says on my caravan :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Fair enough.
And i shall call you SkUG. Because that is what it says where your name is.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# you have a caravan?
and we were getting along so well

/tents ftw blong
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Mum's boyfriend is taking us to france after my exams.
And we're staying in a caravan.

Help.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# you can both fuck off
what the hell is wrong with hotels?
actually, caravans are worse, they should be fucking taxed to high heaven
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# they cost too much
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# its not mine
its my parents i sleep in the car :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# "Say-wan"
But I say "Kay-wan"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# That guy has a sweet guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
#
Thank you, Silvertone Apocalypse, had it for about 2 years now
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Nice
*doesn't understand a word - plays the drums*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# NOT A REAL MUSICIAN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Technically Mozart wasn't a musician
A piano is percussion - it's lot's of different strings hit with a hammer, and the strings don't change pitch during actualy playing.
/random and possibley irrelevent FACT
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I'm joking, drummers are DEFINATELY musicians.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Definatly.
They hit stuff with sticks and that makes noise.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# It's made with extra sugar
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# *licks*
*licks a different varient of guitar*
So it is!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# wifey is awake now
I have postponed my evil ways and am having a cuppa soup with toats.

I higly reccomend the beef stroganof from th new Continental "Extra Full" range. I was doubtful at first, but it turned out to be a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I must try it.
I've just had my 2nd cuppa coffee. I really shouls start the day at sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# OMG
AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!


Why, .. Why does this remind me of my brother?

Oh yeah, our music differences Clash like hell!

(Looneytwuns, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Same with me and my brother.
He likes wrappers and music made by squirrels on helium.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# ..
Sounds like your average Rap.

... Speaking of that, what the hell is the average "Rap".

(Looneytwuns, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Not sure?
I tend to pretend its not happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# also
/mictolink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
#
www.dictionary.com/browse/random

that one?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# The very same.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
comedy guitar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Is that me with a dumb guitar?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
#
i bleeding well hope not, who's me then?
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Woooooooooo I'm an illluuussiooonnnn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I imagined you dancing about whilst doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# You always imagine me dancing.
Ed: I may have done a subtle danse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# EXCELLENT
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)