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# Handjive
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# ARSETIGERS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# oh, wonderful
you win many internets
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# ^this
*chucks another internet onto the pile*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Huzzah!
What do I do with them all? *thinks* Raffle them off for slave children for the coal mine...
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Only do that if you need more slaves for your coal mine
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# when you think about it
that's the only sensible thing TO do with them
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# loves
click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# JIVE ARSE DISCO MONKEY!
JIVE ARSE DISCO MONKEY!

/to the tune of All Night Disco Party by Brakes
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# *jives*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I don't know why, but it sounds like a right racist term.
I shall test it out later by calling my uncle and telling him he is one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Not Uncle Ephraim then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Nah, for he is not black.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# My point exactly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Although he DOES get terribly offended when I call him
antisemitic terms. Or my jigga.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Arf!
What do you call a fat jewish mans breasts?

Jewbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Oh that's going to be said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I liked it when I heard it the other day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I do like a text I got the other day from a mate
'alright you dirty fucking kike, get that fat Israeli arse of yours in the kitchen and make me a bacon sandwich. And I want you to cry, you hooknosed cunt.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# haha
I love abusing my friends.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Abuse is the best form of love.
Cockface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I tend to get a bit wordy
you weeping syphilitic pustule on the cock of Gerry McCann's half-brother Stan, who works in the butcher's in Wishaw, cutting the shit-bags out of cows and making them into slimy hats.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :)

A bloke I know grew up with Mick Jones out of the Clash whose grandma was a real old school Ash jew, and he used to make her make him ham sandwiches just for shits and giggles! What a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Jiveass Disco Monkey
genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# ARSETIGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# That
loses some of the comedy when you have a banksman ticket.
I know what all of those signals mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Feels immense pride
I invented the word arsetigers in... (searches board history)... 2003 and now look what it's grown up into! Hoorah!

Woosome post.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)