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# I almost got a parka for this very reason.
Until I realised padded coats aren't really a good idea when you're chumbly.

ALTHOUGH

I'm now 7lb lighter than I was on Weds/Thurs last week, and I've lost 2.5 inches from my waist since December 24th. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# well done you!!
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# :D if only it was my doing...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *nudges*
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8101253
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# No, I've not been hungry and am eating only when nagged or forced.
Luckily, everywhere I go there is someone to nag and/or force. My PA is on my case at the moment, she wants me to eat this apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# use a straw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *begrudgingly bites apple*
DO NOT WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# *puts arms round waist*
*twice*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# congratulations.
I have a new lady chum and need to reduce my waist and improve my fitness for the enjoyment of her.

Have you done anything in particular or just eat helathier and sometimes do exercise?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I've not been hungry since mid last week.
I wish I knew how.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# antimatter tapeworm?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I wish I knew, really.
I'm being badgered to go to the doctor, but I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# chiropractic
solves everything
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# go go go go go go go go
P.s. you have a P.A.? How fancy are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I need to do this
then I can get a lady chum
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# As a health facist
and general spoilsport I feel obligied to point out that loosing 7lb in a week is rather unhealthy...

The most you should realisticly and healthily be able to shed in a week is 2-3lb of fat, anything above that tends to result in the loss of lean muscle or is down to dehydration.
The loss of lean muscle leads to a slower metabolism and the easier gain of weight once the diet ends.

Here endith the sermon.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)