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# PWWOOOOOOOFFFFF TOPHAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# best spell any wizard can learn!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Yeah - that and Knickersbegone.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I'm still trying to master
Bra-undooer level 20.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# pish... thats the easy bit. I can't do belts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I always carry a pair of scissors around for these eventualities.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I just carry them around
"Just in case"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# DON'T RUN
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# That would make such a sinister T-shirt. Black text on a white shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
*covets*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# fuckin' yes...
that would sell really well
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# place thumb on middle of right bra strappy bit, just behind the clasp
click.


Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# jobs a good'un
front opening ones are the most bastardly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# hook index finger of left hand underneath with thumb on right bra cup just at base near clasp,
lift finger a little and twist hand to the right.

Always worked for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# right hand, thumb on outside of clasp, index and middle finger on inside
press fingers together and move them in a finger-clicking motion.

TITS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Yeah but you're right handed and I'm left.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# i can do it with both.
your excuses are weak.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# ok
the other technique is to grip the side that goes under the clasp between the middle and index finger, and the other side between thumb and ring finger, then bring together. I only attempt this if not too drunk and if the bra is a bit tight.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# You are making me do weird clawhand movements in the middle of the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# mission accomplished!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# i'm more a fan of a simple pinch manouver
with enough dexterity you can do it in one very simple movement.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I tried the pinch maneuver once
she slapped me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# you all think about it too much
and don't practice enough by the sounds of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# you are good at this...
I can get them undone when I know I'm looking for one, otherwise i spend ten minutes looking for something that isn't there
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Or you could just forget the tits
and concentrate on the important bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# i like tits. they are the important bits.
ladywoman still hasn't worked out that if she refuses to wear a belt, her trousers are more than loose enough to slip a hand in easily enough. instantwin
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# *attempts*
*gets a slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# i find it easier to sneak into her bra drawer and make them all peep hole bras with a pair of scissors...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I am proud to have mastered one handed bra-strap undoing
also, I can undo them through tops, which makes my friends hate me.

I am ready to learn the next level of bra-undoing: "Do it yourself, sweetheart, I'll be in when I've finished my chips"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# If anyone said that to me I'd do the whole thing myself.
You don't want sex now? You don't want sex then. Your loss.

You keep nasty chips, I shall give it to myself raw and wriggling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
what's taters, precious, what's taters, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# You'll never leave....
Your goodbyes and farewells are futile!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# not.
i am leaving right now, for chippy has just opened and i have a hankering for salt and pepper chicken wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# CHIPS
with brown sauce. See you after, love.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Wank beats chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# nah
I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Eat then.
*comfortable in knowledge she is right, he is wrong.*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# cor.... there's nothing like a girl telling you to eat
but you are wrong, i'm afraid. Good cheap can beat a wank anyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
'get yourself started love and i'll come and finish you off..'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Only the darkest of wizards learn Vagi-Seal
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)