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# I had an apple earlier
and then just now wholemeal bread with ham and lots of leafy stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# can is bein on piret ship nao?
:}
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# What as?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# :o..
I get to choose?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Course you do, I can never be arsed.
I get to veto any suggestions though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# don't do it Grimmie!
she'll rape you and steal your beard to add to her own!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# MUAHAHA.
*ahem*

lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Alo Johnson!
She's already got someone as official beard.
I am safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Aye, and he does indeed have an amazing beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Legal bound breaker?
Communist overlord?
Very tall person?
Official lunch penguin?
5punky representative?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# should be ok, doesn't involve pianos
*stomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
You're on the bloody ship, aren't you?!

My GOD, you're like my nan when it comes to grudges.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# fucking pirates!
They are not all good. You have no idea the bollocking I gave this guy. Do you know how long it takes to lay a coil like that? ;)
( plus in his eager larping later he lost his sword overboard which turned out to be an expensive one he had borrowed ).


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHA laying coil.
Sorry.

I'm going to get someone to make me a proper cutlass- not out of e45 (is that the one?) sprung, just normal stainless I think. So not battle ready, but pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# at the christmas market in Weimar
there was a whole medieval marketplace in one of the little courtyards, and there was a big blacksmith's stall where they made knives, swords, axes and such before your very eyes, using old methods. It was fucking excellent. I stood there for quite a while watching a bloke make a scary looking knife.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# :O
takemetakemetakemetakeme.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# "hello little girl.
would you like to see some knives? Hop in"

You must have been a nightmare for your parents ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Yup.
If it looks like it'll kill me, I want to play with it. This includes sharks, tigers, bears, crocodiles, combine harvesters and ebola.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# hang on a sec.
whilst I get my Nobunaga armour out and ready my Katana, Wakizashi, Tanto and Naginata. I'll find you something to play with ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# stop making her come.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Spoilsport.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# if you just want nice for show
then this will do you.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ARRRGG-PIRATES-OF-THE-CARIBBEAN-CUTLASS-SWORD-SABRE_W0QQitemZ260214427940QQihZ016QQcategoryZ43337QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

anything made of 440 stainless will keep nice. Just don't try edge fighting with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I'm buying that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# i prefer a nice hand forged piece
with diferential heat treating.

i likethe way that ebay listing doesn't actually show you the blade. it myst be awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Good enough for sticking to the wall though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# i suppose
just don't hit anything with it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPDL4eiKhVc
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# haha
Truth be told The only good place for 400 stainless is on the wall as display ( and it is why there will never be an import issue with them as they are ornaments )
But at least have the sense to find a full tang blade if you plan on waving it around.
The spot welded Yank stuff is horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# it is a display ornament
and clearly states it.
There are plenty of hand forged swords on ebay. I just don't think that the Captain wishes to spend that kind of money.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
larping delights me. I may have to try it one day, but I fear that I would be frowned upon as some sort of tourist who hasn't actually played WoW or Warhammer before.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# You'd look good in a pirate costume, actually.
I can teach you enough Warhammer lingo to get by.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hehe
I have more swords, armour and guns for show than you can shake a stick at. I don't like to spend a lot either. You should have talked to me sooner.

edit:// podted under the wrong reply, but I can't be arse moving it as you'll probably not get back down here to read it anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
*stops now*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Official lunch penguin.
*toddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ^Do Want!^
I can be Guardian of the post-it notes?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# You're a bit new, love.
Also, no post it notes on board. We just use shouting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *Sulks*
Didn't wanna be on it anyway...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Course not.
Come up with something big and impressive sounding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *unzips fly*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I could be ever so cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Pfft...
Micropenises FTW!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *listens*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Nothing
but an icy wind...



*wafts and runs away*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# sounds like a fad diet to me.
no mention of fags, tea or biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Today I have had three ciggies, 1 cup of tea
1 cup of coffee and no biscuits as I'm trying really hard to carry on all the good losing weightness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# are you giving up fags?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Not on your nelly
I'll get fatter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Smoke more.
Problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I smoke quite a bit
Any more and I'll sound like Phyllis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# You'll murder folk at 'Bette Davis Eyes' on the karaoke, though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# a good tip for that, so my fat mate assures me,
is to brush your teeth every hour or so. He said it really made him not want to eat, because everything tasted so gross. He lost weight, too.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I'm doing alright so far
with eating more veg than anything else when I do eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I lost weight by eating lots of salad and if i was eating meat, only eating wafer-thin turkey ham
and eating Snackajacks instead of crisps.

Worked a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I can see.
You do look lovely now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# and bigger teeth?
super!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)