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# Aahh aaaahhh.. AAAARR.. ARFTERNOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

Today Vlad and Ural dress up as very convincing lunch penguins and deliver communist propaganda flyers and leaflets to each and every household in Twickenham.
Residents will go hungry without the Lunch Penguin's special services unless they call 999 and ask for Michael Burke to come help flag down the genuine penguin.

What are you lot lunching on today?
(With apologies to those in Twickenham)
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Covent Garden Soop
Thai Chicken Curry Flava

EDIT: I live in TW10, so I await the arrival of the penguins eagerly, spanging-pan in hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I used to have a Mistress
in Isleworth. We used to drink in your neck of the woods. She was a nutter. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# you cad!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# In the 'ignored cheating'
or 'thank you mistress, may I have another?' sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# just extra curricular
at the end of my first marriage.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Aaaah, I see
I thought it was something exciting then but we've all been there I suspect
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# ...well, not being your mistress
I think that's a pretty exclusive club, at least on this site
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Not that
exclusive. You just never asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha, magnificent!
Don't spang Vlad too hard, I quite like him.
You can bash Ural around as much as you like, he's a bit of a masochist.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I do not eat lunch. I am...
THE NIGHT BAKER
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# The usual
A bottle of vodka and a bottle of tequilla.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I like to think you eat lunchables and frubes.
Whilst sitting underneath your desk. You eat the frubes last so you can jab people in the leg with it if they come near your lunchables.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I knew I shouldn't have put that webcam up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Carrying on from below
May would be best for me as it's just before when it gets really busy. Otherwise I couldn't get away with charging only a tenner for the night (prices go up from the first of June).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmmmm
JUDE WHERE ARE YOU?

I need a secondary opinion on this. May is good for me, I don't know about her.

What do people think? Anyone interested in going to London in May? I shall be hopefully grabbing some other b3tans slightly later on in the year depending on what they're doing but I could do with a London meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Maybe the last Saturday in May?
The 31st
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I'm up for that.
*push* go and put it on the calendar then.

Edit: somewhere with a beer garden or something though, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# It'll get on that
I'll just rustle up a poster thingy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# WOOHOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I work in the city
Well, sit at a desk in the city.
Tell me where!
Tell me when!
THen I'll chicken out at the last minute
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I'm thinking somewhere I know that's good and I can get a load of tables reserved
Oneils in Earls Court. Easy to get to and central
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Has it got a place for smokers
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Well not inside obviously:P
It's out front, ther's tables and such.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# i would've been paid...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Beers on you then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# erk!
*welds wallet shut*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I had an apple earlier
and then just now wholemeal bread with ham and lots of leafy stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# can is bein on piret ship nao?
:}
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# What as?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# :o..
I get to choose?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Course you do, I can never be arsed.
I get to veto any suggestions though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# don't do it Grimmie!
she'll rape you and steal your beard to add to her own!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# MUAHAHA.
*ahem*

lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Alo Johnson!
She's already got someone as official beard.
I am safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Aye, and he does indeed have an amazing beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Legal bound breaker?
Communist overlord?
Very tall person?
Official lunch penguin?
5punky representative?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# should be ok, doesn't involve pianos
*stomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
You're on the bloody ship, aren't you?!

My GOD, you're like my nan when it comes to grudges.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# fucking pirates!
They are not all good. You have no idea the bollocking I gave this guy. Do you know how long it takes to lay a coil like that? ;)
( plus in his eager larping later he lost his sword overboard which turned out to be an expensive one he had borrowed ).


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHA laying coil.
Sorry.

I'm going to get someone to make me a proper cutlass- not out of e45 (is that the one?) sprung, just normal stainless I think. So not battle ready, but pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# at the christmas market in Weimar
there was a whole medieval marketplace in one of the little courtyards, and there was a big blacksmith's stall where they made knives, swords, axes and such before your very eyes, using old methods. It was fucking excellent. I stood there for quite a while watching a bloke make a scary looking knife.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# :O
takemetakemetakemetakeme.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# "hello little girl.
would you like to see some knives? Hop in"

You must have been a nightmare for your parents ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Yup.
If it looks like it'll kill me, I want to play with it. This includes sharks, tigers, bears, crocodiles, combine harvesters and ebola.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# hang on a sec.
whilst I get my Nobunaga armour out and ready my Katana, Wakizashi, Tanto and Naginata. I'll find you something to play with ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# stop making her come.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Spoilsport.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# if you just want nice for show
then this will do you.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ARRRGG-PIRATES-OF-THE-CARIBBEAN-CUTLASS-SWORD-SABRE_W0QQitemZ260214427940QQihZ016QQcategoryZ43337QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

anything made of 440 stainless will keep nice. Just don't try edge fighting with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I'm buying that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# i prefer a nice hand forged piece
with diferential heat treating.

i likethe way that ebay listing doesn't actually show you the blade. it myst be awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Good enough for sticking to the wall though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# i suppose
just don't hit anything with it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPDL4eiKhVc
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# haha
Truth be told The only good place for 400 stainless is on the wall as display ( and it is why there will never be an import issue with them as they are ornaments )
But at least have the sense to find a full tang blade if you plan on waving it around.
The spot welded Yank stuff is horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# it is a display ornament
and clearly states it.
There are plenty of hand forged swords on ebay. I just don't think that the Captain wishes to spend that kind of money.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
larping delights me. I may have to try it one day, but I fear that I would be frowned upon as some sort of tourist who hasn't actually played WoW or Warhammer before.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# You'd look good in a pirate costume, actually.
I can teach you enough Warhammer lingo to get by.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hehe
I have more swords, armour and guns for show than you can shake a stick at. I don't like to spend a lot either. You should have talked to me sooner.

edit:// podted under the wrong reply, but I can't be arse moving it as you'll probably not get back down here to read it anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
*stops now*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Official lunch penguin.
*toddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ^Do Want!^
I can be Guardian of the post-it notes?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# You're a bit new, love.
Also, no post it notes on board. We just use shouting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *Sulks*
Didn't wanna be on it anyway...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Course not.
Come up with something big and impressive sounding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *unzips fly*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I could be ever so cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Pfft...
Micropenises FTW!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *listens*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Nothing
but an icy wind...



*wafts and runs away*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# sounds like a fad diet to me.
no mention of fags, tea or biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Today I have had three ciggies, 1 cup of tea
1 cup of coffee and no biscuits as I'm trying really hard to carry on all the good losing weightness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# are you giving up fags?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Not on your nelly
I'll get fatter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Smoke more.
Problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I smoke quite a bit
Any more and I'll sound like Phyllis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# You'll murder folk at 'Bette Davis Eyes' on the karaoke, though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# a good tip for that, so my fat mate assures me,
is to brush your teeth every hour or so. He said it really made him not want to eat, because everything tasted so gross. He lost weight, too.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I'm doing alright so far
with eating more veg than anything else when I do eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I lost weight by eating lots of salad and if i was eating meat, only eating wafer-thin turkey ham
and eating Snackajacks instead of crisps.

Worked a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I can see.
You do look lovely now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# and bigger teeth?
super!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# ham and pastrami
Vienna splits with fresh salad, egg and lashings of Coleman's english mustard.
And cider. Fuck it, I did an hours work earlier. I deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# That sounds amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# it does
what's a vienna split, i'm guessing some sort of fancy bread roll with a dusting of icing sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# It sounds to me like some sort of bap, yes.
I'm as informed as you are though...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# It's what the bakery call
a big chunk of French bread cut in half. I think they have ideas above their station but frankly I don't care what they call it, they make lovely butties.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Bit of a baguette then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# i have the answer
www.recipetips.com/kitchen-tips/t--1130/bread-shapes.asp
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# That Miche looks LOVELY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# yeah but you are in trouble
if your 'ring' looks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I was wondering what the fuck kind of bread that was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# or very pleased with yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I've not got the
sandwich rolls yet because frankly I can't be arsed to drive to the bakers although I have been thinking about it before this post. The cider however, is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Is it nice cider?
A mate brought me back some scrumpy from Somerset. Now all scrumpy I've ever had before was lumpy, lovely and came in ceramic pots. This was clear, brown and came in a bottle. It also tasted like tramp piss.

It was, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# yes it was. The problem with proper
cider is just that, the lumps, dead dogs and the stink.
This stuff appears to be called 'Amber Harvest'. It's quite nice but I expect it is cheap. I just asked her to pick me up some cider for a change. The only brief was "Don't buy anything you can imagine a tramp drinking on Shepherds Bush Green".
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I like the lumpy stuff.
And this local one that we sometimes get, that's nice. Very sweet though, I'm not a huge fan of dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# cider reminds me of the taste of spunky paper
I find this to be less than pleasing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Reminds you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I think i should have said:
"tastes like what I imagine spunky paper to taste like"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# It isn't the same as far as I know.
Having tasted both spunk and paper, albeit not in one delicious morsel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# fucking WHAT?
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Yey to Pez-dispensing penguins!

_/*\_
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Vlad & Ural
That made me think of Waiting for Godot and I dont know why?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# bacon sarnie
with sauce
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Simple and classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# nothing.
EDIT: oh wait, anger.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
Anger is not for eats.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# owww!
my ulcer...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Deep fried stomach ache
from too much booze at the gig last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# What gig that be?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# the hold steady in manchester
had many beers but no food, got home and figured that when the house started wobbling at about 1am that it was probably time to go to bed. My stomach is experiencing aftershocks on a seismic scale at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# DTF?
Homemade sammich.
coke zero
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# A tasty penguin-based alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# crikey, is it lunchtime?
coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# This lunch time I will be mostly eating..
Some nice organic steak fried with garlic, rocket and cherry tomatoes in a wholemeal pitta.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# i vote for this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Mmmm, now there's a lunch!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I just had myself a Bacon Sarnie and a Cuppa.
I think I may make myself some CHilli Chips in a bit....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Baked potato
with bolognese and cheese

and I'm starving because I forgot to eat my 11 o clock banana
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
#
starving thirsty eat suck 11 o clock tummy
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Several cups of tea, sporadically punctuated by Extra Mints.
Nutrition at its best.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I've had a nectarine, a bunch of grapes, a satsuma and a blueberry muffin.
and some coffee. and now it's time for a fag made from liquorice papers and peach tobacco.

what a fruity bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# That all sounds lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# egg roll with salad and a mozzarella ciabatta washed down with cola light, a coffee and two cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# It's not even time for elevenses yet
but when it is, I will be having tea, spliff and some sort of chocolate biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I am eating
the Peter Davison Doctor Who story Castrovalva. With chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# hurrah
I'm not doing much. Although I did a gig in twickenham a couple of weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)