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# I endorse
the previously mentioned idea of another London bash in the near future.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *claps raucously*
EXCELLENT!

I shall try not to lose all my money.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# ^This is sound advice
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# No letting me go in souvenir shops.
Also, can I not get quite as drunk as last time? I want to remember this one in full, please.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Boo. Shame. No.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# No really, I glare at taxis apparently.
And have drunken babble matches with Fanj. He didn't even say anything, I don't think.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# We need a b3ta secretary
to take minutes. Then we can get as drunk as we like, safe in the knowledge that someone else is remembering it for us.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Who's teetotal?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# JollyJack
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Yeah but would he come?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Hell no
We're too scary and he'd have to stay overnight, which he doesn't do though he sometimes pretends he's considering it ;)

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I'm not scary, I'm bloody lovely.
Aren't I?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# A bit of both
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Tish pshaw.
Did I sit on your lap? If I didn't I meant to.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# You didn't sit on mine
*pretends to sulk*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I don't remember you sitting on my lap.
Put that on the list for the next bash.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I didn't sit on any coats
Or have my lap sat upon

Cos I wasn't there
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# We're all a little weird by 'real' world standards
otherwise we wouldn't enjoy this quite so much
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# 'ningles mam!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# 'ning son!
You all good?
I'm trying to get myself enthused to do some prep work for a pretty important meeting tomorrow. Blegh.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# i'm an angry, angry boy at the mo....
whats your meeting about?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# anger management.
I think before I start the next phase for BA I'm sending all my guys on a danger management course. They are all fucking stuntmen in the workplace.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# How come?
What'd they do to you son?!

The meeting is my annual review where I have to evidence not only that i'm doing a job that can't really be evidenced in the ways they specify, but also that I'm 'advancing'...also impossible to evidence effectively.

Everyone knows I do a fucking good job, much to the chagrin of some, and yet I'm stuck being forced to sing my own praises on some dumb paperwork my manager is then duty bound to rip to shreds for the lack of evidence he knows I couldn't provide anyway.

You may be able to guess why I'm finding it hard to build up the enthusiasm...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# what a bunch of 'tards.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# My Mrs
Boring Cow
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Is she any good at shorthand?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# She usually manages to keep her hands to herself
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Tho she can be fun
She drinks for one weekend a year at a hockey festival
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I'm occasionally teetotal because drink generally makes me fall asleep
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I can't say I remember much of it either
First time I met you and a few other regular 'regulars'

I do remember spending a bizarre amount of time sitting on a pile of coats by a table though.
Oh yeah, sorry to anyone who was there and had mysteriously squished things in their coats that night!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# My coat was in that pile.
You stuck a post-it to my breast- I can't remember what it said though.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# 'I like this!' ?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# You're alright
my coat ended up trampled on the floor.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# As opposed to
The one next week at the Argyl Arms?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Yes
one with a bit more notice so I can talk the missus into letting me go out on the piss while she stays at home with the baby. And also one with some people I know.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# It's been on there for weeks
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Silly St!cky! /links boarders are not real b3tans
They are a freakish cult of...well, freaks really.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Freakish Cnuts
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)