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# Hi Everybody!
I saw a cool film at the weekend.



anyone else who has seen it, would you be able to explain the significance of the cow to me?

edit: WARNING. do not do a google image search for the terms 'cock, cock head, or rooster head' if you are easily offended or of a nervous disposition.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Hi Dr Nick
You gonna make it to the lunch on wednesday?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I will, I will, I swear.
Cant get there till half one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)
# We'll see if we can save you a place


;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)
# lets see if I can not make an arse of myself in public this time.
Can someone have a big picture of a kitten, so I know I am approaching the right group of people?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)
# i've met you
so head for me.

i'm the one with hair.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)
# My girlfriend has hair.
Are you my girlfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)
# no
that's me in a wig
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:50, archived)
# that explains the stubble rash
inside my thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:55, archived)
# surely it's more fun
trying to over-hear board names and phrases such as "fucksocks" to locate the correct group?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)
# wheres the meal this week
i can't be arsed to log onto m3ss3ng3r
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)
# in that London place I believe
why do they never have one in Egham?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Wagamamamamamamama's
Soho
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:51, archived)
# walked past that on Saturday
...useless *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Im impressed.
You got that amiga out yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:54, archived)
# afraid not
was on the march on Saturday, then had problems moving my legs on Sunday. My body has no idea how to stand up for 4 hours straight, so it punished me for making it do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:01, archived)
# I didnt make it at all.
I was makin lurve, and not war.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)
# I'm still confused as to why I was really there
interesting experience though.
EDIT: And I did meet Chris Eubank
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)
# did he gut his nubbin out?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)
# no but I saw his big rig!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)
# we were drinking beer
not war. couple of us who are going on wednesday have our photos up here. look, memorise, we'll see you wednesday.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)
# try walking into a restaurant
sitting with a bunch of total strangers, saying "Hi Everybody", and instead of getting the reply of "Hi Dr Nick!" getting "Er, hi, who are you?".


Leave restaurant, muttering under breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:46, archived)
# as i said
you have to do it stealthily.

When i met a few from here in Kingston, I strategically propped myself at the bar, then over-heard "Mr Bongo"...voila, job done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Yeah,
I met some b3tans at Brighton station, the first group of people looked at me like I was insane.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)
# I bumped into
Bod the Dino and Mnb on Saturday by accident. I arrived early and just happened to find a place to watch the football right next to their table.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Yeah!
Forsooth, yeah verily Kingston is where I reside.

Umm, not sure why I came over all medievil then.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)
# we went to O'Neil's
somehow we all got drunk. Very unsophisticated.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)
# c'est pas importante la vache
c'est tout la lait.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)
# what was the french for "Fuck the Police"?
just in case I ever go to france.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)
# In Toulon its
"Fuck the Police".

Its sprayed on every street in the HLMs (council estates).
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:55, archived)
# just used babel fish.
Baisez la police.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:59, archived)
# that means
Snog the police...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:04, archived)
# who would have thought it.
Babel fish not translating something accurately.

/sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:10, archived)
# nooooon je ne regreettte rieeeeeeen
baise la police!
je ne regrette rieeeeen
baise-baise-baise la police
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)
# I have that tune on mpeg...
This is a DJ undergoround, exclusive.....

I like French hip hop. MC Solaar is fantastic, and the boirds love it as seduction music.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:04, archived)
# moo
...
(Cow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)
# what a classic film
loads of quality french swearing
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)