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# my girlfriend has four eyes.
She is angelic and beautiful.

Please do not generalise.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# sweeping generalisations
are great. I love 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:42, archived)
# all sweeping generalisations ever
are shit.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# see
they are marvelous.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# I've told you a milion times not to exagerrate
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# ahhh
Young Ones.....classic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Have we got a video
?
(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# In that case
I'm writing to the lead singer of Echo & The Bunnymen
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Your
nostalgic memory for 80s TV is impressive, but something tells me that joke is way older.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# more than likely
but you'd be surprised to know that I only figured out that joke about a year ago. After watching the video probably over 100 times.
Me fick me is
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)
# apart from the one about northeners,
being fantastic lovers. In particular, people from cheshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# but that's enough about farming
HOI!
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)
# she also has hair
apparently.

so do spiders.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I like the "apparently."
Like you dont believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# dr nick riviera is an anagram of
"i'm a baldie lover".

nearly.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)
# very true.
very true indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:14, archived)
# if he squeezes her
does silk shoot out of her....errm...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)