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# some reasons why spiders are cool #1:
they can wink at you lots

how you doin

apologies to stouffer and pep and others who don't like spiders :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# IT HAS
FOUR EYES. IT IS CLEARLY FUCKING EVIL. FOUR EYES. FFFFFFOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR EEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS. EVIL.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:38, archived)
# i'm sure spiders
have 8 eyes in total. they're *always* watching you
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# WHY? WHY
DO THEY HAVE SO MANY EYES? IS IT BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL? YES. YES IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# my girlfriend has four eyes.
She is angelic and beautiful.

Please do not generalise.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# sweeping generalisations
are great. I love 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:42, archived)
# all sweeping generalisations ever
are shit.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# see
they are marvelous.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# I've told you a milion times not to exagerrate
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# ahhh
Young Ones.....classic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Have we got a video
?
(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# In that case
I'm writing to the lead singer of Echo & The Bunnymen
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Your
nostalgic memory for 80s TV is impressive, but something tells me that joke is way older.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# more than likely
but you'd be surprised to know that I only figured out that joke about a year ago. After watching the video probably over 100 times.
Me fick me is
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)
# apart from the one about northeners,
being fantastic lovers. In particular, people from cheshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# but that's enough about farming
HOI!
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)
# she also has hair
apparently.

so do spiders.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I like the "apparently."
Like you dont believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# dr nick riviera is an anagram of
"i'm a baldie lover".

nearly.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)
# very true.
very true indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:14, archived)
# if he squeezes her
does silk shoot out of her....errm...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# i have four eyes
and i'm not... oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# beat you.
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)
# 8 legs
8 eyes
8 mouths
8 ears
4 bums
4 hearts

they are 4 times as good as people
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# i can't
believe people are defending the little fuckers. THEY ARE EVIL.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# they have thier place
I have mine, never the twain shall mix. sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# no way man.
i propose a preemptive strike against them.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I encourage them in my kitchen
there is a monster spider behind the coffee grinder that eats wasps alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)
# well
if you want the karma!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# you can't deal
out karma. karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos
/homer
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Spiders are crap.
Especially in the UK, they aren't even properly poisonous or bitey.
Now wasps, they're evil.
(tomsk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# did you know daddy long legses are highly poisonous?
they just can't open their mouths wide enough to bite you
heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# fact 1: most
common spiders have enough poison to kill you, but their fangs aren''t strong enough to pierce your skin.



fact 2: i made up fact 1
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# the type that bit me
is quite venomous

edit: this was in australia, not the uk.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# you got biten
by a black widow? How are you not dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:01, archived)
# red back bites
are generally not lethal unless you're a young child or old and frail. or bitten lots and lots of time. there was some talk of amputating my foot at first, which was a bit scary. but now i'm right as rain!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:04, archived)
# two words
FUCK THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)
# where did it bite you?
is the poison heavy and that's why they were gunning for your foot?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:12, archived)
# it bit me on my ankle
extreme pain like you wouldn't believe, vomiting, fever, more pain, lots of crying, for a few days leading up to christmas 2001.

/is off to do some work...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:14, archived)
# fact 3
he's not lying.

The Common house spider does have one of the most powerful neurotoxins known to man, but only ickle tiny teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# yes
I was chased by a hornet once, scary fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I think the word you were after
was 'herded' by a hornet
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Afternoon all
Now that I agree with. Wasps are very nasty. But they also have their place, and they like getting pissed on rotting pears and apples, so they can't be all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Wasps ate my shed door over several months
troo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# You can't
complain about that though.
Shirley, you had time to do something about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)
# YEah
Wasps need wiping out

KILL 'EM, KILL 'EM ALL - I CARE NOT OF ENVIRONMENTAL OR NATURAL CONSEQUENCES - I JUST WANT THEM ALL DEAD
(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i'll never sleep again after reading that
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I thought
that spiders had eight eyes... cutbacks maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# i think the rest
are on the other side of its head or something. that's why you can't see them in that picture. but believe me, he's winking at you all the way around!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# maybe he's got the other 4
in his pencil case
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# pencil
case?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# where else would you keep your spare eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)
# fair point.
right that's it for me. back to work. see you all later! sorry if i scared any of you!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)
# yay!
spiders are ok really
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Thats what I said to Kerry
when she pointed out just how big the Spiders in our place were, I said don't worry about them, worry about the Mice riding them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# mice are nasty
i'm happily making some sandwiches and one runs across the work surface. always frightens the life out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:42, archived)
# You should have seen these ones,
they had little cowboy hats and guns and were galloping around the living room. I think its because the tribe of Red Indian Mayflies that live on the dresser killed one of their Pappy's.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)
# wow!
I can cope as long as they can't crawl out of a pint glass. Then they go for a sky dive off my balcony.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:46, archived)
# You wouldn't say that
if you'd seen the whole Cheese Gang thing, fucking weeks it went on, gun shots, posse's riding about, The whorehous got burned down a right nightmare it was.
Fucking Wild West Mice.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Pappy
snigger
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)
# liar, liar
pants on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# woo!
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# i pity the
shortsighted ones... specsavers buy one get one free! : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# woo
for spiders
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I'll see your winkage
and raise you a creepy-crawl:

(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# take it
AWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:46, archived)
# haha
you totally want to see his "winkage" you saucy bitch
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:46, archived)
# ummmm
I believe you might have mistaken me for a girl, and not the six foot skinhead and generally dashing and charming member of the male race that I actually am. By saying I'll see the winkage, I was not, contrary to popular belief, referring to any genitalia-spotting, but it was clearly an over-manipulated reference to gambling card games with which I could infer a match of the previous bet and an upping of the ante....

Bollocks to it. I'm a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# yay for spiders
and spacefish singing
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)
# if its evil insects your after,
its got to be the moth

(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:04, archived)
# I think I can see
michael Jackson in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)
# That kind of spider only has one eye I think
It moves back and forth like a cylon's eye.
FACT
(Potatoman, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Is there a
subliminal morse message?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# woo
lovely - and scary!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)