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# men..pfft!
barbies are better anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# i thought that said babies
and worried a little
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# wanna have babies with me?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Women don't say that to me enough
Probably because I refer to myself as a dork and a fag to complete strangers.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# well are you a fag?
because that would probably effect things in that sense.
unles it's not obvious or the women asking dont know.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Well, no.
And I may or may not be a dork, but that's not my place to say.
I probably am though.

But still, I want more baby requests.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ok, will youuu have babies with me?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Oh, if you insist :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# i odn't want to force you or anything..
i don't want a rape case on my hands!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Well, I'll tell you what.
Why don't we flip a coin?

If it comes out tails, it's not rape.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# flippp it!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# *coin moves in flipping motion*
*intense drama*






TAILS.

*sex*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Do you want to have babies with me?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Yes please!
Although, now it just reminds me of the gay couple in Big Train that were trying to concieve.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Strange, I don't remember that from Big Train
I remember the weird male prostitute

'So this is definately straight sex?'
'You can try gay if you want.'
'No definately straight sex.'

'Oh, that's how it works.'
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# ah i was watching that the other night
i love the antiques roadshow-esque sketches.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I'd price this at no less..
..than fifteen billion pounds.



You know, you really are beautiful..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# YES!!!!
hahahahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# FOR GODS SAKE, GET YOUR HAND OFF HER TITS AND GET BACK TO WORK.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# oh god i'm gonna have to youtube it now.
fucking genius.

edit:
youtube.com/watch?v=TsNnsniwFEA

YESSS!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# D:
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# "you know we're going to go to bed together"
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Oh lord.
I fucking love that.

Also, I had an intense craving to listen to this earlier:

youtube.com/watch?v=yh9GEvMzA6I
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# hahaha fucking class.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# It's on Dave infrequently
But I get annoyed at that channel, I don't so much mind the repetetive programming but they censor and edit absolutely loads of stuff.
Really noticibly too, even after the watershed.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# yeah i watched it on dave.
i do love the prince sketch as well.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Kevin Eldon just makes everything ever
Literally he can't do anything wrong. He even makes Hyperdrive watchable.

"The SA-8000, this on the otherhand releases a shortwave cone of devestation. Most of the enemy are killed by the flying limbs of their comrades. Hah!"

Also the Virginia Plain and Let's make this precious sketch at the end of each series are hilarious.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# you have superb comedy taste!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Did you see the collection picture I put up before?
A lot of the radio stuff you can download of various preservation sites.

Also Kevin Eldon did a series of podcasts for Resonance FM called Speakers, which are among some of the funniest things I have ever heard ever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# no i didn't.
best radio thing i've heard in a long time was the peter cook sven from swiss cottage stuff. genius.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# It's all the preservation stuff I have
IE stuff you can't get on dvd or purchase


podcasts.resonancefm.com/archives/22
It's not sweary Peter Cook, but I was literally in tears of joy at points.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# *favourites*
peter cook could make anything funny.
specially talking about giving his fish cannabis.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I'm more enamored with Armando Iannucci myself
I literally think he can make any random words instantly funny in his bizarre way.

Although that said i'm just not old enough to have heard absolutely everything. I've not really heard or seen that much of Cook and Moore.
Nor have I seen or heard Ted Chippington, there's just not the time.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Oh my
I must watch Time Trumpet again now.

B3TA SEEMS TO JUST MAKE ME CRAVE MORE AND MORE BRILLIANT COMEDY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Time Trumpet was basically just an extended version of 2004: The Stupid Version
Although as ever Stewart Lee as one of the critics is hilarious, especially how they made him shave his head and wear a cowboy shirt 'in his contract'.

'But what is more disgusting, an inside out woman, organs spilling out infront of an royal variety performance audience whilst singing Andrew Lloyd Webber medleys. Or the institution of Monarcy.'
'Well it's the inside out organ Lloyd Webber woman.'
'Well obviously, that wasn't a particularly good example'

Old TMWRNJ joke, but it seems new when Lee does it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# get yourself the best of what left of not only put also and bedazzled.
genius at work.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I have seen Bedazzled
I think that's one of the few things I have seen, as well as bits of the Record they did and also another film which I think involved Monsters in some capacity.

Unfortunately i'm sort of a massive nihilistic depressive, so I can't really devote my life to comedy or anything anymore.
I just collect the stuff I had seen in my younger years, because I have odd archiving desires.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# *drools at the awesome collection*
Richard Herring was our babysitter for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# What?
Do you come from Cheddar then?
Although that is still a pretty brilliant annecdote.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Pretty much.
I live in Shipham, but Cheddar is literally just down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# It's a pity Herring hasn't really survived as much
I think there was as much of his writing in Lee and Herring and Stewart Lee's, but I think Stewart Lee just has a better more niche standup routine.
I saw him do 'What would Judas Do?' at the Bush Theatre, he does some really fringe stuff.

You even got free bread, wine and peanuts.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I've seen Lee in Bristol
But not heard much from Herring, which is a shame.

They were both great, BRING BACK TMWRANJ PLEASE :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I AM ROD HULL!
I AM HIM!

So fellers, is there another series of Fist of Fun in the pipeline.
Errrr.....
Rod Hull, ladies and Gentlemen.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I saw the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory while on holiday in America.
Me and my brother fucking flipped out when Kevin Eldon and Mark Heap were walking down the street talking.

Seriously, we were like freaks in that cinema from then on, damn near everyone looked at us.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Hahah
I remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# That's series 1
The gay couple is series 2, can't remember which episode.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I'm guessing you visited the box then?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I sure did
Thankyou very much :)

I have to upload for a little bit though, I've only got about 0.16 ratio and I'd like to get it as close to 1 as possible, but it seems nobody wants Big Train, Stella Street, or Shooting Stars.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# get some of the free stuff.
sometimes soaps are worth the download if you get them quick enough just for the upload to ex-pats.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Good plan :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# LET'S DO SEX
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# *seckses*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# This is the best sex ever.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# It has both sex, and sex.
This sex is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# babbyz?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I don't think I'm allowed..
Ah fuck it, you can't be put on the register more than once anyway.

THERE'S CLEARLY NO RISK.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
#
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I fucking knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Hahah
Shit. I've been compromised. *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I FUCKING KNEW IT!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# *looks back*
*sticks out tongue* YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! NANERNANERBOOBOO! *keeps running*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# You will be.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# What?
I will be what!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# YOU JUST FUCKING DO THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# MAYBE I WILL!
YOU FUCK FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Oh cunts =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# YOU WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# FUCKING PROVE IT THEN.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# OH MY GOD
YOU RETARD! NOT THAT SWITCH! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)
# *drinks piss*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Pineapple juice?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)
# You fucking know it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Hahah
I has milks. Milks is better,
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Milk is better than my piss?
You really are deluded.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# But
It is better. Milk=yummeh. 'Pineapple juice'=not yummeh. Or at least not to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# not tonight,
i have a headache.

howzit?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# *rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# damn you,
i'm not paying child support
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Naw!
Action figures for the win. I used to cut all my Barbies' hair off, and draw on their boobs with crayons.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# exactly why barbies were so great.
i used to cut the tits off mine.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# and do what with them?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# a friend wants to know.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# burn them.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# *hides his tits protectively*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# i'd never cut off or burn your sexy tits.
grope them maybe tho.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# thankyou
it's nice to know my mammaries are safe :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# *gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# You can cut their tits off?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# if you get a stanley knife and have a bit of spare time then you can.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Hmm...
*finds knife* *finds barbie*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)