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Apologies, I really am rather drunk...

Have something I started about 4 years ago, and just got round to finishing...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

bloody junkie!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

apology accepted, for this looks delicious

and yet sugary.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)

How much of that did you do?

If just the flake, woo!
If all of it, WOO!!

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)

Well...

the flake wittihn the last 15 mninutes, thne rest of it years ago... So all of it!

(god damn, typing is challenging...)

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)

Woo!

Have you got a flakeless version too?

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

I'm surew I do on some image hosting site somewhere...

I shall track it down.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

Yay! :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

sorry, but it looks to me like you just shopped a flake onto a photo of flowers? :/

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pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

shopped a

flower to look like an ice cream, or, as it is commenly known in the parlance of our time, a '99 ', which generally is accompanied by a flake.

Hence resulting in the above picture.... or somethingl.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

ah, nicely done then

I'm not british, so I'm not accustomed to your ice cream serving quirks

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pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

That's pretty funkeh :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)

if there's a joke in there, I don't get it

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pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)

Not really... just lots of purple

and EVERYONE loves pruple!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

This is true!

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

It's my favourite colour :3

But then, I'm a dork and a fag, so don't take my word for anything.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

Really?

*distracts with collectible action figures*

*bums*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

Why does he get action figures?

*pouts*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

It's OK, you can have them.

I got a bumming.
You'd probably prefer the action figures.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

Yes!

^.^
And also yes, this is true.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

EVERYONE'S A WINNER.

And a bummer. :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

HOORAY!

I'm not.

Are those Americana pants, the kind with red and white stripes on one leg, and blue with white stars on the other, really as terrible as I think they are?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

You mean like in REX KWON DO?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

EXACTLY!

I'm watching Napoleon Dynamite.

So...are they as bad as I think?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

if you think they're terrible

yes

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

They really are.

Unless they're worn in an ironic sense.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

How do you wear

something like that ironically?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

For REX KWON DO.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

REX KWON DO!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

men..pfft!

barbies are better anyway.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

i thought that said babies

and worried a little

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

wanna have babies with me?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

Women don't say that to me enough

Probably because I refer to myself as a dork and a fag to complete strangers.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

well are you a fag?

because that would probably effect things in that sense.
unles it's not obvious or the women asking dont know.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

Well, no.

And I may or may not be a dork, but that's not my place to say.
I probably am though.

But still, I want more baby requests.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

ok, will youuu have babies with me?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

Oh, if you insist :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

i odn't want to force you or anything..

i don't want a rape case on my hands!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

Well, I'll tell you what.

Why don't we flip a coin?

If it comes out tails, it's not rape.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

flippp it!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

*coin moves in flipping motion*

*intense drama*

TAILS.

*sex*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

Do you want to have babies with me?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

Yes please!

Although, now it just reminds me of the gay couple in Big Train that were trying to concieve.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

Strange, I don't remember that from Big Train

I remember the weird male prostitute

'So this is definately straight sex?'
'You can try gay if you want.'
'No definately straight sex.'

'Oh, that's how it works.'

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

ah i was watching that the other night

i love the antiques roadshow-esque sketches.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

I'd price this at no less..

..than fifteen billion pounds.

You know, you really are beautiful..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

YES!!!!

hahahahaha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

FOR GODS SAKE, GET YOUR HAND OFF HER TITS AND GET BACK TO WORK.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

oh god i'm gonna have to youtube it now.

fucking genius.

edit:
youtube.com/watch?v=TsNnsniwFEA

YESSS!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

*loves*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

"you know we're going to go to bed together"

hahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

Oh lord.

I fucking love that.

Also, I had an intense craving to listen to this earlier:

youtube.com/watch?v=yh9GEvMzA6I

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

hahaha fucking class.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

It's on Dave infrequently

But I get annoyed at that channel, I don't so much mind the repetetive programming but they censor and edit absolutely loads of stuff.
Really noticibly too, even after the watershed.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

yeah i watched it on dave.

i do love the prince sketch as well.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

Kevin Eldon just makes everything ever

Literally he can't do anything wrong. He even makes Hyperdrive watchable.

"The SA-8000, this on the otherhand releases a shortwave cone of devestation. Most of the enemy are killed by the flying limbs of their comrades. Hah!"

Also the Virginia Plain and Let's make this precious sketch at the end of each series are hilarious.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)

you have superb comedy taste!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

Did you see the collection picture I put up before?

A lot of the radio stuff you can download of various preservation sites.

Also Kevin Eldon did a series of podcasts for Resonance FM called Speakers, which are among some of the funniest things I have ever heard ever.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

no i didn't.

best radio thing i've heard in a long time was the peter cook sven from swiss cottage stuff. genius.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)

It's all the preservation stuff I have

IE stuff you can't get on dvd or purchase

podcasts.resonancefm.com/archives/22
It's not sweary Peter Cook, but I was literally in tears of joy at points.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)

*favourites*

peter cook could make anything funny.
specially talking about giving his fish cannabis.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

I'm more enamored with Armando Iannucci myself

I literally think he can make any random words instantly funny in his bizarre way.

Although that said i'm just not old enough to have heard absolutely everything. I've not really heard or seen that much of Cook and Moore.
Nor have I seen or heard Ted Chippington, there's just not the time.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)

Oh my

I must watch Time Trumpet again now.

B3TA SEEMS TO JUST MAKE ME CRAVE MORE AND MORE BRILLIANT COMEDY.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)

Time Trumpet was basically just an extended version of 2004: The Stupid Version

Although as ever Stewart Lee as one of the critics is hilarious, especially how they made him shave his head and wear a cowboy shirt 'in his contract'.

'But what is more disgusting, an inside out woman, organs spilling out infront of an royal variety performance audience whilst singing Andrew Lloyd Webber medleys. Or the institution of Monarcy.'
'Well it's the inside out organ Lloyd Webber woman.'
'Well obviously, that wasn't a particularly good example'

Old TMWRNJ joke, but it seems new when Lee does it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)

get yourself the best of what left of not only put also and bedazzled.

genius at work.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)

I have seen Bedazzled

I think that's one of the few things I have seen, as well as bits of the Record they did and also another film which I think involved Monsters in some capacity.

Unfortunately i'm sort of a massive nihilistic depressive, so I can't really devote my life to comedy or anything anymore.
I just collect the stuff I had seen in my younger years, because I have odd archiving desires.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

*drools at the awesome collection*

Richard Herring was our babysitter for a while.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

What?

Do you come from Cheddar then?
Although that is still a pretty brilliant annecdote.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

Pretty much.

I live in Shipham, but Cheddar is literally just down the road.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

It's a pity Herring hasn't really survived as much

I think there was as much of his writing in Lee and Herring and Stewart Lee's, but I think Stewart Lee just has a better more niche standup routine.
I saw him do 'What would Judas Do?' at the Bush Theatre, he does some really fringe stuff.

You even got free bread, wine and peanuts.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)

I've seen Lee in Bristol

But not heard much from Herring, which is a shame.

They were both great, BRING BACK TMWRANJ PLEASE :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)

I AM ROD HULL!

I AM HIM!

So fellers, is there another series of Fist of Fun in the pipeline.
Errrr.....
Rod Hull, ladies and Gentlemen.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)

I saw the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory while on holiday in America.

Me and my brother fucking flipped out when Kevin Eldon and Mark Heap were walking down the street talking.

Seriously, we were like freaks in that cinema from then on, damn near everyone looked at us.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

Hahah

I remember that!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

That's series 1

The gay couple is series 2, can't remember which episode.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

I'm guessing you visited the box then?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

I sure did

Thankyou very much :)

I have to upload for a little bit though, I've only got about 0.16 ratio and I'd like to get it as close to 1 as possible, but it seems nobody wants Big Train, Stella Street, or Shooting Stars.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)

get some of the free stuff.

sometimes soaps are worth the download if you get them quick enough just for the upload to ex-pats.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)

Good plan :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

LET'S DO SEX

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

*seckses*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

This is the best sex ever.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)

It has both sex, and sex.

This sex is awesome.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

babbyz?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

I don't think I'm allowed..

Ah fuck it, you can't be put on the register more than once anyway.

THERE'S CLEARLY NO RISK.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

yes!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

I fucking knew it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)

Hahah

Shit. I've been compromised. *runs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

*shakes fist*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

*looks back*

*sticks out tongue* YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! NANERNANERBOOBOO! *keeps running*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)

Oh fuck.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

You will be.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

What?

I will be what!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)

YOU JUST FUCKING DO THAT.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)

MAYBE I WILL!

YOU FUCK FACE!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)

Oh cunts =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)

YOU WOULD!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

FUCKING PROVE IT THEN.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

OH MY GOD

YOU RETARD! NOT THAT SWITCH! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)

*drinks piss*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

Pineapple juice?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)

You fucking know it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)

Hahah

I has milks. Milks is better,

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

Milk is better than my piss?

You really are deluded.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

But

It is better. Milk=yummeh. 'Pineapple juice'=not yummeh. Or at least not to me.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

not tonight,

i have a headache.

howzit?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

*rapes*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

damn you,

i'm not paying child support

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

Naw!

Action figures for the win. I used to cut all my Barbies' hair off, and draw on their boobs with crayons.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

exactly why barbies were so great.

i used to cut the tits off mine.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

and do what with them?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

a friend wants to know.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

burn them.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

*hides his tits protectively*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

i'd never cut off or burn your sexy tits.

grope them maybe tho.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

thankyou

it's nice to know my mammaries are safe :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

*gropes*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

You can cut their tits off?

Really?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

if you get a stanley knife and have a bit of spare time then you can.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

Hmm...

*finds knife* *finds barbie*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

I'm not really into action figures.

The bumming was pretty ace though.

AND I STILL CAN'T FUCKING FIVE STAR EXTREME.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

NO ONE EVER CAN.

I CAN'T EVEN 5 STAR MEDIUM.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

I can complete Dragonforce on a much more regular basis now.

Still only 3 stars :'(

GH3 was so much easier than GH2 though, the engine was piss easy, and the tilt on the fretboard made it a lot easier to see the notes, I'm much less used to the GH1 and 2 engine now :'(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

I can't even play extreme

I have only really played the guitar heros through proxy via my brother, so I haven't put the effort in.
Plus I am absolutely shit at music and guitar type dexterity.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

more than words is on GH3?

Man it's getting sadder release by release.

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Cardlinger is not a deviant sexual term, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

OOOoooo

Pretty.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

That scares the

fuck out of me.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

*puts the fuck into you*

STOP DROPPING IT.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

Slowly now

Re-inserting the fuck should be done carefully and over a couple of hours.
Hastily applied fuck can lead to serious injury!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

I was in a hurry, I didn't know who was watching.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

hahaha!

For some reason, this pic makes me laff lots.
Perhaps it's good!
It looks like 70s Brummies.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

It reminds me of Mr. Slave

from South Park. Cos the mustache.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

This predates mr slave by about a year.

*files lawsuit*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

hahahahaha

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

Sorry, folks, but 70s Brummies out-date this by about 29 years.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

Hahah

that's ace. And long awaited. ;D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

As thanks for Richard's present,

I am drawing you a tree :)

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

Rly?

YAY! ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

Rly.

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

I am excited.

*fidgets*

I am such a fidgeter. *fidgets*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

I fidget too.

*fidgets*

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

Hahah

I has trifle. *offers some*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

*accepts*

Mmm trifle!

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

Cool!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

FILTH

KILL IT

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

thats really quite nice

slight TJ: ive got a mouse and am trying to catch it - any suggestions?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

Get a pint glass or something of the sort (if it's square and deep, that should be good)

Then try and cut off all routes other than into the container.

Then just take it out the door and unleash it into the night :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

ive got a tupperware container propped up with a pen tied to some string and some old hamster food (god rest her) as bait

not biting yet tho :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

Try not to bait it in

Just try and make it the only route for it to go to and nudge it towards it.

Might take a little while, last time I had to do it, it took about 10 minutes and I found out my cat had broken one of its legs =[

I HATE MY FUCKING CAT.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

its in the kitchen somewhere

not entirelly sure where mind
It seems to scuttle off at the slightest movement aswell

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

SMOKEY YOU CUNT

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

*SNAP*

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pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

i dont wanna kill the poor lil guy

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

well, if you don't manage to catch it alive within reasonable time, you'll have to

maybe you can borrow a catching cage from someone
or just keep'im :)

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pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

got a cage from now dead hamster to put it in

catching cage would prob be teh best bet - doesnt seem to like peanut butter as suggested somewhere

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

just follow the cable from the back of your pc.

Alternativelty, I've heard mini marshmallwos and peanut butter are good for attracting the mouse, and then I would suggest one of those sticky things to catch it.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

I have a sticky thing.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

I bet you do

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

teeheehee...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

Do you need a tissue?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

...heeheehee

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

*wipes on your sleeve*

Cheers!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

No problem.

*clones from tissue sample and abuses*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

Sexy abuses or what?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

Is there any other kind of abuse?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

get a steep sided bucket

and make a little staircase with books up to the top.
place some smelly food in the bottom of the bucket and go to bed.
in the morning you should have a mouse in a bucket.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

Genius!

This might just work :)
ta

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

let me know either way.

I've always wanted a mouse invader to try it with.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

no doubt I'll set it up, go to bed

and find that my flatmate has come back drunk and kicked the bucket or summik

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

I presume you mean 'kicked the bucket' in the literal rather than euphemistic sense?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

yes

its set up now - box set of dvd's in steps form with an egg box ontop - hope this works

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

humane mouse traps

and wait a few days

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

Dress up like a sexy girl mouse.

You already know the rest.
Glad to be of help!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

pfft

that is all

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

for work drunk that is very good have a woo especially if the whole flower is shopped.

here is something i started an hour ago. about half an hour ago realised it was shit and no one would get it anyway. plus it's covered in seams so not thread deserving

(jonjonjon, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

Brilliant!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

you're right,

I don't get it...

But I do find it strangely enthralling.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

Vanillarice ice baby

also Tim and Condor Lisa.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

well at least one person got it

so i'm happy

(jonjonjon, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

bowl of ris krispies, please

*ducks*

EDIT: Risicles might have been funnier.

Nope, that's shit too.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)