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# Smug Man was under alien control all along...
The bastard.



and just for the other Boris:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Are you a swearing spider?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Eight legs and a foul mouth.
I might be.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# haha
thank you and thank you

that reminds me of the crab people more than anything
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Quite alright.
more a surprised-looking cockroach, but he can be anything you want him to be.

but no kissing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# where's the fun in that?
bloody cockroaches.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# His pimp doesn't like it.
the Roach Daddy, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Damn Roach Daddy
But I won't cross him.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# He's a tough one.
even dropping a brick on him doesn't kill him.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Papa Roach?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Hell, yes.
We used to call my 3rd-year project supervisor that as his name was Peter Roach.
He was a turd.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# CRAAAAAB PEEEEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# *Clicks pincers*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Shit, I'll wheel out the big guns.
*fetches Moses cannon*

*fires a Moses*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Moses hits crab man for 38hp
CRITICAL HIT!

crab man takes an additional 5004847hp Red Sea damage.

crab man was eaten by a grue.

Restart Y/N?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# W
Moses walks WEST
PUB
Moses walks into the PUB
BEER
Moses beers himself
Moses has passed out

W
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Crab roast?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I for one welcome our new crab overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# It just so happens robot crab wangers are my fetish. I never thought I'd find someone to share it with
but here you are, darling.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Someone else likes crab 'meat'?
well I never...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Massive Damage.
Giant Enemy Crab!!!!!!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
i laugh like a loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
#

Ninja by Thorsonofodin.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Crabs and ninjas.
Along with orange juice, this provides a balanced diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# ORANGE NINJA CRABS!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# SHIT A CRAB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
#










(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# *kills with laser puppy*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Massive damage!
I'm actually going to bed now, goodnight b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# G'NAAART SONNEH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I'm also off.
Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I will be gfoing to bed also
it is late and i have to be up for work in 5 n a half hours.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# smug bastard without the head is well, not very smug
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# He does loose some smug,
but a vast amount still remains.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# ^^ this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# He's just a bastard now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# the arrogant angle at which the legs are crossed,
plus the croissaint with beer, when it's obvious he's not a frency say smug, even without the face...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
#
beer orange juice

Well I think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# It could be beer.
I'm guessing this is in the US and their beer is weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
#
weird watered down piss
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# testify!
I whole-heartedly agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# get rid of his mug
and you're left with s
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# BOOM BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Thank you, fans, thank you, thank you
I'm here all week.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Ooops, nearly forgot...
*stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# WAHHHHHHHHHHEY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# DO A BARREL ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# weeeeeOOOOOOOWwwwwwwwwwww
I was quite impressed with my fly-past barrel roll.

Next trick?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# DO A BARREL ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Hmm.
I fear the non-satifaction at the aerial version leads me to believe this phrase may relate to some arcane sexual perversion.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)