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# You're allowed to listen to stuff during tests?
UNFAIR, says I.

Lovely picture though, I especially like the colours of the t shirt and the hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# preparing, dear Fae
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Oh I seeeeeee
I thought she meant preparing for the test, as in the morning of. Checking you've got your pens and certain formulae written on your inside elbows.

Although my teacher was told off (apparently) for telling us the best way ever to remember the SOHCAHTOA rule: Sex On Hard Concrete Always Hurts The Old Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# certainly worked though.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# EXACTLY.
It's the only thing I can really remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# my biceps hurt
what are you going to do about it?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# *brushes down*
*rubs with linament*
*attaches nosebag*
*pats rump*


better?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I've never been this aroused!
Surely I'll just have to use my biceps now :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# here, let me
*horns in*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Only a bit.
Tie a greased rubber glove to a fan, turn it on low. Profer self to flapping greasy glove. Result: spluff, hopefully.

You are my guineapig.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# i always thought "sock it to her" was easy enough to remember!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# defo
surely you can't listen to "music" during tests?! why not just have an audio textbook playing? pah! rediculous! that's why gcse grades are rising all of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# My teacher let me listen to my iPod today
for the math test, because it helps me concentrate, and I'm terrible at math.

Also, thank you. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Kids are a lot more trustworthy in the States.
Well, the ones that don't have guns and....hos and.... corner of 4th, 5th, 196th and 69th street. Run, don't walk. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Hahah
No. Not really. She just wanted me to shut up. I was whining. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# A decent whine is a good skill to have.
Also, if you can't already, learn to cry on demand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I can almost cry on demand.
But I am a very good whiner, being a teenager and all. ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Smy girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Pah women!
I don't even have functioning tearducts, they literally do shit all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I hope you ended that by punching your chest
grunting and loping off to wank in the corner, looking at strangers meaningfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I vaguely understand the references
up until the looking at strangers meaningfully.

Also it is nothing to do with masculine bravado, which let's be splendid about I am literally brimming with, I just seem have to sodding awful eyes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Gorillas do it.
Or if they don't, they should.

And I was only sodding about ;-)


ALSO: let's be splendid. Get this printed on a t shirt, it would suit you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I would seriously doubt that
I am far from the character to actively encourage splenduriousness, severe haunting depressing maybe but not splenduriousness.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# It'd be cheery though :-(
And with that, I'm off to bed. T'ra!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# been there, got 'em fixed
now i can cry like a bitch!

laughing when you're hurt confuses people
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# can you get that fixed?
cos i laughed when i bent my knee the wrong way, even though it really really hurt
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# i really couldn't cry
so, to compensate, i laughed hysterically. when my blocked tear ducts were unblocked, presto! on with the waterworks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# oh i cry
not when i hurt myself though (well not as yet anyways) just my inner hurt /goes all emo
G'nite miss!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)