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# He wants to borrow your bike...

(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
looks quite titchmarsh
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Holy fuddering shuck!!!



Woo!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Boris for Mayor!
I want my city run by a bumbling upper class racist!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Me too!
Better than a fucking scumbag liar.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# borrows johnson?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# well he can't, so ner!
woo!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# SADDLES!
Mmm saddle soap.

Woo!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Sniffs
Woo
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# That's right.
It smells AMAZING.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Slap
Ducks
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# NEVER!!
*breaks chain*
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I don't think he wants to ride it...
Perhaps just check the saddle.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Removes saddle
"Here you go Boris"
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# saddle checker eh?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# thats a bit special
looks like Martin Clunes
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha
grand!

He wants to borrow Gordon's vibrator too:
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)