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# Fish, ex-out of Marillion, once called me a poof

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Fish is your ex?
no wonder you dumped him with a name like that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# is there anything wrong / funny about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# asstute if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Did you use lube on him?
'Cause I've heard he thinks that's a bit girly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# They printed a picture of his bollocks in Viz once
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# They played some of his bollocks on the radio once
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I love you for this reply.
In a manly, prison sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# When I was a kid
I once found a copy of Razzle or somesuch on some spare ground. On the subscription page was a picture of Fish from Marillion reading said wank mag.

Fish's real name is Derek Dick. 100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# The guy that lived in our apartment before us
was called Dick Nurse. True story.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# what did he leave behind
for you to find that out?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Momentos of his gay porn career.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Evil_twin met him, and we still get mail for him occasionally.
I didn't live here when evil_twin first moved in.
Apparently when she went to view the apartment, there was a video camera set up in the bedroom.
Also he was a Mormon.
And that concludes today's episode of Dick Nurse Facts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I'm going to write this down on a handy flashcard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Was it on the phone?
Was it a prize for being the 34th person to buy an as-yet-unreleased album?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)