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# Google is Mean
Found this today browsing my email. Someone sent me a picture of some fatties from FB to poke fun at them, but check out the google ad above...

[Mod edit: Oversized image linkied. Now will you all please shut up and stop arguing about it? Thanks.]
(Motionless Detector, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# DROP AND CROP
look what i found on the internet - lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# OPTIMISE MOFO
look what i found:
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Mod?
he had edited the post to an acceptable size...
nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little crackers.

Lurk for another 2 years
(Motionless Detector, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Kindly fuck off with your large irrelivant printscreens.
I don't know these people, I don't care, and of course the ad was going to say something like that, Google scans the email for keywords before displaying a related ad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# HA HA HA HA LOL!!!!111!
but seriously crop it, make it smaller ect.
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Serj Tankian? Oooh!
*Is fairly jealous*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# yeah i know, i fucking love elect the dead
he is not playing at a big venue either which i am quite suprised at
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I'm not entirely surprised, it doesn't appear to be the most widely publicised
and fast selling solo career ever no matter how much he rocks. I first heard it had come out on Bruce Dickinson's rock show about a month later.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# yeah but still,
millions just love him because he is from SOAD alone
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# It's just how solo careers seem to go really
If you leave (even temporarily) a band of the stature of SOAD no matter how good your solo stuff you'll never get the same sort of crowds or sales.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# big venues suck
so that may be why

(although some small venues suck more, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE BRISTOL BIERKELLER)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I dunno, being packed in with tens of thousands of people going mental
at the feet of Iron Maiden/Manson etc. were great experiences. The sheer organ vibrating noise, sweat, mud...

... I need to go to more gigs.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# i'd rather do the same
in a smaller space. so i was within two miles of the stage.

only been to one arena gig, and whilst it wasn't the most energetic of performers i still didn't get the same buzz as i do from small vernues/outdoor gigs
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Right.
So you make fun of 'fatties' on 'fb'. Already I'm drawn to your electric personality and wit.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# The comment in the
email is class... I would have lolled too.

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# "tiny head"
"tiny head"
"why do I have a tiny head"
(to the theme of Waterloo)
(for no apparent reason)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# WHICH ONE OF YOU CUNTS HAS GOT MY BLUETOOTH DONGLE?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# me,
sorry, i needed some anal pleasuring
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# oh, I thought I had the dongle
in that case, wtf have I been using?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# WTF HAVE YOU DONE TO MY MOTHER?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# LOL! YOURE MOTHER!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# it's not funny!
i haven't used the fucker for months, and now i need it, i can't fucking find it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I have exactly the same problem.
What's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Micto's lost his dongle up some cunt's arse
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I have no problem with that, but if he's done it with mine too I might have to rape him.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I'll fetch the video camera
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# i don't have the same problem
i have found leaving it in the back of my PC helps
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# this would make a great kiddies cartoon!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# That may be the best response ever.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# better than this?

?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Yes.
That just scares me a lot.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# he's just wiggling his joystick
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Oh fuck
oh fucking fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# cock
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)