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# I RIDE MY ELEPHANT TO WORK


Baked and bored.
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Me too!
They are very efficient if a bit slow.
I call mine Daisy. What is yours called?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Ivory
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# does she tinkle a lot?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# waters the garden for me
win win
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Do you have a mouse called ebony?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# yeah but people probably believe you when you say it
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Only because I am known to be very honest
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# and because people have a twisted view of south africa.
Tell them about your pet hippo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# She is currently fast asleep under a tree
after a big dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# How do you find somewhere to park?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# nice, what did you bake?
if it was a sponge cake let it cool, and then rape it to crumbs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Cream filling?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# quickly normally
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# *touches*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# >:@
NO STICKY PAWS ON THE ELEPHUMP
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I wear my sunglasses at night
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# When I think about you I touch myself.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Who'm I gonna stick my dick in?
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# We're not those kids sitting on the couch. :)
I think I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Aw...shucks...
I was humming 'Downloading Porn with Dave-O' the other day. Must drag that CD out later.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)