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# please
tell me what a 'commutery joke' is,or give example.
or gtfo
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I was on the tube
and i saw a tramp so a punched him in the face.

Now that's what i call Oyster card!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# hah
-laughs uproariously and waves copy of the FT in joy-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# This
is actually the funniest joke on here in days.

*quickly texts to London lite*
(the noggin causes laxative effects, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Isn't the challenge to make them funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# i don't
care.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ah but do you know how to type capitals?
*Tut*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Is anyone else...
...disappointed with this weeks compo?
I've never been so bored on b3ta! :(
(hotrodzombie, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# two commuters and a penguin and a copy of Heat magazine and a dancer walk into a pub
one commuter orders a pint of guinness
the other orders a scotch
the penguin orders a strawberry daquiri
the copy of Heat magazine orders a whisky
the dancer orders a coke
'why are you getting a coke?' asks one of the commuters
'ah I'm working tonight' she replies
'oh okay'
'that'll be £10.45 please' says the barman
'I've got this,' says the other commuter
'anybody got 50p?'
'I have,' says the penguin

I forget the punchline...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# An englishman an irishman and a scotsman get on the number 86 bus from Waterloo to Islington
...and the Englishman says...

...nothing at all, it's 7 in the morning for fucks sake., and even if it were a time of day when people wern't feeling like utter shit, he wouldn't say anything anyway for fear of being seen as an absolute raving loon.

I'm available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and funerals.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# i'll hire.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I'll book you for a funeral.
Yours.

(wahey!)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Is that some kind of death threat?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Yeah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Englishman, American Aussie on a train
hot blonde
tunnel
slap
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# something like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)