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[challenge entry] Garfield
There's only one thing left to remove from garfield now! The pictures!

Text-based garfield yields absurd yet insightful quotes, such as these:

'I'm bored, maybe I'll buy a monkey.'
'I dread tomorrow.'
'I'd like to have something different for dinner, like an opportunity to eat my own food.'
'You've been like that for hours, don't you ever worry about pigeons?'


From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

(Linusmartensson, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# WHY GOD, WHY?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# just felt like it
lightning much?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Actually I thought the idea was quite good.
unless of course it's bindun about 17 times already.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Christ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# this reaction almost caused tea spittage
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# compo it
i'll vote...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# nice lurkage though :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# A pox on thee
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I for one like this
compo it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# *hands you a mop*
:p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# oh my god!
a mop! a mop

*bursts into song*

"ON THIS DAY!! I GOT A MOP! MOP MOP MOP MOP"
"I WILL CLEAN THE HOUSE UNTIL I STOP WITH MY MOP MOP MOP! MOP MOP"

chorus"MAP MOP MAP MOP MAP MOP MAP MOP MAP MOP MAP MOP "

"ON THIS HAPPY DAY I GOT A MOP! I'VE REACHE THE TOP! TOP TOP TOP"

incomprehensible tap dancing action (25 seconds of tap)

"LET'S MOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEP!!!!!!"

-traditional
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Why have you not yet compoed this?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Also
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# don't do that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# don't do what?
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# don't make me set you on fire
*gets out giant magnifying glass*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Scrolling down from the top
I thought this was /talk and was going to ask you how you posted a pic.

Then I saw it was just a shit thread
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# hahaha
I get confused like that sometimes, such confusion struck back in the days when Kk and ClanSoul would talk and talk and talk and then there'd be a picture and WUT?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# happy?
I hit edit & "Competition post", epic win?
(Linusmartensson, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# not epic,
but certainly a small level of win.

And yes, I'm happy. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# You're my favourite b3tan.
Let's be friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Much love was sent
in your general direction.
(Linusmartensson, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I'M BLIIIIIIINNNNNDDDD!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# If anyone feels like making a long list of these
I could put together the perl script to display a random one for your entertainment.
(Linusmartensson, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# :D
its funny cos you were the first
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)