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# Cat + Microwave.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# THAT ORIGINAL IS BY DAVID SHRIGLEY!
*knowledgeable*

most woo cattage of a yellow lump of plastic, though.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# yep.
When I found the source image I just had to.

I might upload a bigger version once I've tidied it.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# please do!
Have you had a look at his other stuff? I think he's fab ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# yep.
interesting stuff.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# You are knowledgable
If you were more depressing i'd probably try to seduce you in a dubious sexuality platonic way.

Also: Name of original image? I know Shirgley but only his drawings.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# um... pet basket or something.
IMNOTPLAYINGANYMORE... HELP!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Pla Yin Ganymore?
I didn't know you were Chinese
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# oh, you are a WHEEZE!
You should come to the london bash so I can sex you up.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# After I've sexed up captain wow.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# \o/ all boys make passes at girls who wear glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Especially on their arses
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Don't be silly.
I wears trah-ses on that.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# There is no more rooms
Plus as I discussed I am awful company.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Also you want everyone to come so you can sex them
Or you want to sex everyone so you can come.
Whatever.

*spoons*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# it's the imnotplayinganymore-batsignal!
cat basket. 2001.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# FANKOO!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# VOLCANOCAT HAS BILDED JUNGLYJIM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# That's it young lady!
No more weed for you tonight. *snatches*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Muahaha, there's loads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# STOP TALKING ABOUT WEED!
BASTARDS!

*scratches arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# YOU need to buy some.
Yup. Have you no dealer?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# dammit stop it
I should switch back to weed. this beer is making me fat and annoying.

instead of skinny and paranoid.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Beer will do that.
Plus it's much more expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# but it doesn't make me paranoid
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Aye, but you can get Cirrohsis.
My dad's got that, the silly fucker.

Although paranoia's no good either. Hmmmmm.

OOOOOH mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Oh GOD
mushrooms.

there's something I haven't done in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I shall be doing in a couple of weeks.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# good for you :-)
just one tip: make sure you've got at least one person with you that you trust.

It can really suck if you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I've done this before, never fear.
My pa's a bit of a Keef so he's good to have around- always knows what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# :)
have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
#
no
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# What the.......?
Hahha

That's not real!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# It's not boiling yet, give it another few minutes.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I understand the cat part.
But the microwave part?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# cat is melted.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Ah yes.
It is.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I would have thought it would explode
/filename
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# what
the
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# runny pussy
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# We had a cat
die in the tumble drier once. It wasn't very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# that's not pleasant.
We had a cat survive a few minutes in the tumble drier. Unintentionally of course.

I've seen a few similar stories in the news aswell. It seems like tumble drying your cat is in vogue.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# we nearly did
it was in the shed til we could take it to the dump, and the cat got trapped inside for about four or five days.
thankfully [?] it was rainy so some water got in, but he was in a pretty bad state when we finally figured out where the faint meowing was coming from...
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Why does this remind me of Wizbit?
Then
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# What's wizbit?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Definitely showing my age here.
It was an 80's kids programme invented by Paul Daniels. Wizbit was the stupid triangle character. And I hope your not joking coz I will now look like a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# No I'm not joking.
I'm never very good at remembering children's TV. Even if it is the right era for me.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# So this ring any bells
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# tortoisecat is carrying his rat cage to the pet store to buy some new friends.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# hahahah
marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)