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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Makes me think of Jonathan Livingston Seagull....
:D

I am making roast sweet potatoes instead of normal ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Sweet potatoes are a vast improvement on normal, in most cases.
Especially roasted or baked.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# massive disagreement.
sweet potatos are nice at first but you're portion sizes need to be smaller because it gets too much. its like pepsi and coca cola.

sweet potato chips though, a small bowl of them is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# That is true, but I tend to pad them out with roasted carrots, squash or whatever other root veg I have.
Pure sweet potato mash can be a little sickly, but baked sweet potato with a load of butter is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# never tried that. think i might have a normal baked potato tonight actually
all the ingredients i have at the moment are:
1 bag of maris piper
1 bag of cooking onions
1 bag of penne
2 bags of spaghetti
1.5 kg of cathedral city
1 bottle of really fucking hot sauce
and butter
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Cook some onions in butter, stir with cooked pasta and grate over hefty amounts of cheese.
really fucking hot sauce optional.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# this is what i have been living on for the last week :)
i also included some garlic deep fried in olive oil as well on one occasion.

but that was more luck than judgement.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I'm intrigued as to what circumstances can luckily provide you with deep fried garlic
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# i was heating some olive oil in a sauce pan with view to pouring it over the pasta i was making
i told ladywoman to put the garlic in a the pan, refering to the sauce pan where i was frying the onions and pancetta. she put my nicely chopped garlic in the hot oil and i didn't realise until i poured it over the pasta. it was really rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# That does sound like a happy incident.
I hope you didn't punish her too severely.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# heavens no
she could probably knock me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# repost...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# hagar used to be funny back in the 80's
and i'm saying nothing about george and lynne
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Hagar's been going since '73
how many Viking-related jokes can one man make?!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# good point
i'm now trying to remember when the family last bought the sun, i know we stopped when eddie shah kicked off today, which sadly went south rather swiftly.

1986 it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Christ, I remember that...
My Mum always buys The Scum and she argues with dad about which is better, The Scum or The Mirror.
I sit there with my Times and laugh quietly. I even understand some of the words.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I word

rosemary
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I've not got any
They've got a bit of St Lucian nutmeg and pepper on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# go for it
maybe a little honey, red peppers.


NOM NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Ah, we've got roast chicken with cayenne
and fresh leaf salad (which is mainly spinach because I bought shedloads again)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)