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# the african lion squirrel

and now for something competely different:
Zomg! fire in a house across the street from me!
edit: 3 Fire engines, must have been a bad one
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# pics or it isn't happening
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# got stopped
i'll try a different angle
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I was awakened this morning
By a man yelling outside my window. I wasn't going to bother getting up because I often hear that sort of thing at 2 am on a Friday night. But since it was 9 am on a Monday and some of what he was yelling was 'Help me! Help me!' I dragged my ass out of bed to go see.

The guy in question was standing on the opposite corner, naked, and a gentle snow was sifting down around him. I watched as he turned and padded down the middle of the street. His voice faded into the distanace. I went back to bed.

Always. Keep. The. Camera. Nearby.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# y hello thar!
 
looooong time since I've seen you on the boards..
WHAT ARE THE HAPS
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Oh I know!
I had a job for four years or something, which was really distracting. Now I don't.

It should just take me 20 minutes or so to catch up...
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# uh, yeah.
 
people bitch about how much things have changed, but they haven't, really.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ahem
finally

they're fire engines btw...
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# They appear to be smoke engines . . .
you wearing a mask ?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# i do have a gas mask
*dons gas mask*
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Is it on Earls Court Road?:O
We often have things like that here.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# na mytholmroyd
oop north
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# You have roads there?!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# dirt paths
and the odd motorway passing by
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# You mean getting away not passing by:P
Naaa. Not really. I love oop north. It's my favorite 3rd world country.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# *plays capital of culture card*
we'm more advanced than you think
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# try my neck of the woods
they still fuck sheep just over the border
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# unless you spluff mint sauce
knock it off!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# ha ha
it's great the yorkshire and lancashire argument, especially when you lived in a border town most of your life between them both.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# i don't even know what the argument is!
all i know is that yorkshire gets more snow than we do
and more serial killers, obviously.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Would be better if you hadn't hocked that card already:P
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# *waves from Leeds*
*doffs ferret*
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# *bows*
*sells whippet*
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# i don't care how drunk you have to get the squirrels,
make this reality NOW!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# *tickles under chin*

This started life as a baboon, fuck knows what transpired tonight
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# That is one serious looking critter !
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# that my man
is fricking awsome!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# What I love about Photoshop is that it seems to be an eternal learning curve
and seemingly limitless, I wish I had the time :)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Oh crikey so do I
I have so much to learn and could contribute a lot more here if I had the time.
The only time that I have "spare" is when I am too tired to work which means I am too tired to learn.
Instead I arse around on here.
Edit: You seem to have got the hang of it quite well though :)

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# You are very kind
When I joined this site, Photoshop was a 'freebie' a mate of mine threw on my PC the day it arrived. I had no educational understanding of

But b3ta is an amazing place where you can learn, and have fun :)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# That is a TOP animash
It doesn't even look 'shopped even though I can't quite put my finger on what the hell it is either but it has wonderful eyebrows.
*clicks*

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I wouldn't want to put my finger on it either !
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Gorillariffic!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Animash to ash ?
Looks friendly enough . . .
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# CUTE :D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Yaya!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)