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# ok, well it's not as big as that...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Does it roar
when people look at it, and does it command whole armies of evil?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:29, archived)
# AAAAHHHHHHHH
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:30, archived)
# that made me laugh so much again
sorry pep again.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:30, archived)
# I think I may
change the word 'people'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)
# hee hee hee hee hee
vaginas......
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)
# it rarely roars
but it does indeed command armies of evil. All women are evil, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)
# I bet you never thought
'One day, people I hardly know will have a conversation about my front bottom' did you.
We live and learn.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I once spent a train journey
sitting next to a man that insisted on telling me all about his son's dick. For about an HOUR. You would be suprised at the things I've discussed with strangers. a job offer to work in a strip club came up on another ocassion, as once, whilst walking thro the subway at Elephant and Castle did two proposals of marriage.
Great.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:38, archived)
# You see,
you are a goddess.
Did you take any of these offers up...obviously not.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I'm not at
liberty to say.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:45, archived)
# In that case,
I shall draw my own conclusions.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:52, archived)
# two blokes have offered mrs martian money if
they could come in her hair. that was at king's cross metropolitan line (northbound), and they were within a week of each other. now she always wears a hat when she goes out.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Thank you for the
specific directions.
People are horrible aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:41, archived)
# i'm not sure horrible is the word
disgusting perhaps.

but then, we're the ones talking about it - they were prepared to aprt with hard cash. well, paper money, i'd have thought eve would get more than coins for it...
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I just remembered the bloke that shouted
"Miss! Miss! Can i come home with you and be your servant i will do everything for you and you can beat me. Miss!"
I said thanks, but i was late for work.

mrs Martian must have lovely hair. Poor thing. Sometimes these things can catch you quite offguard.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:44, archived)
# she does
is it overly smug to post this?

edit: or this?
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:46, archived)
# ooh - she does have nice hair
and looks like a lovely lady. Lucky you :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Blimey.
Can I come in your wife's hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:50, archived)
# we're not married
but NO anyway.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)
# enough
already.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)
# That last comment
you do realise that it could be taken another way, given the subject matter.
'Sorry dear, it went off unexpectedly'.
'That's okay dear, I was going to wash it anyway'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:46, archived)
# front bottom is the best euphemism ever.
and what's more, now pep can strike "instigate conversation about my own genitals" off her to-do list for the week.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:39, archived)
# thank god I've achieved something
this week.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:50, archived)
# and its
only Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Probably


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:35, archived)
# You
are my man servant.
Fetch me an Absynthe and a houseboy, lean of thigh and bright of eye, I wish to be pleasured.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Either that,
or start a revolution and parade Bovine's head on a spike throughout the length and breadth of the land.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:43, archived)
# D'you think
people would rejoice and feast in the streets and dance until dawn?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Aye, and the streets would run red
with the oppressor's blood, as good men and true feasted upon the vitals of his kinsmen.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Ah,
that sounds nice.
Will there be pussy cats?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# At once
my liege

*tugs forelock*
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Don't do that,
not in public anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Oh! It came off
in my hand
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49, archived)