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# is his pacifier not enough?
I'll be here all week, skip the veal, it's made of cow foetus
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I know a 17 year old who still has hers.
/not even joking
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i have a pacifier
i call it Guinness
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# When you say 17 year old,
dont you mean you?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# No, I am not named after a fruit.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# For fear of opening a Pandora's box of teenage
emotions,

What? You Long Haired Arse?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# The 17 year old I mentioned is named after a fruit.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# ORANGE?
APPLE
GRAPE
PEAR?

I'd be messed up too if i had a name like that.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# apparently
my friend knows someone who is called Potato Zebbedeeboing due to the utter insanity of her gypsy junkie parents.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# On msn.com
they had the worst names ever yesterday. go find it, t'is aweful.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Elton John?

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Pffft
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I hope he/she is called Mango
or Satsuma.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Citrus reticulata!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Pommy Granite
GRANNY SMITH
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# You're going to say Sharon
and I'm going to say D. kaki is the real name for Sharon fruit.

Or she may be called Star.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# SHE'S MY. CHERRY PIE.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Yay for Cow foetus!
I had a row with a friend of mine when we went out for dinner the other week. She is a vegetarian, and I ordered the Veal. She started bitching and moaning at me for eating baby cows. I asked her if she would have a problem if I ordered a steak. She said yes, so I thought in for a penny in for a pound!

I wouldnt eat baby animals if they didnt taste so good!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# it is very tasty.
next time, ask her if she eats baby sweetcorn. point proven.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I shall try!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# If their poncey god
had not meant for us to eat the flesh of other animals then what was the point of inventing steak? The thick bastard.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I think what youre aiming at is this
If God didnt want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?!?!?!

VEGETARIANS = HELLBOUND CUNTS!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Oh feck
Vegetarians of the evangelical type should just feck off.

The only meat I eat is fish but I would never preach to meat eaters. It's a fecking choice.

You don't have to justify your decision to eat meat and I don't have to justify why I don't.

Make this your mantra to utter to fecking vegetarian bores.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# She is fit though and such....
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Then swallow it
and maybe she will ;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)