
I never knew he was fucking alive!
EDIT: Thats actually really wuite hit me. God rest the man, he will forever rest in stars!
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37,
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EDIT: Thats actually really wuite hit me. God rest the man, he will forever rest in stars!

:(
bad mike!
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41,
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bad mike!

it's ok, i have the effect of making women slap me in the face, so take a shot Amy
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:45,
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unless it turned you on.
chances are if ever met you my fair lady, i'd buy you some guinness and maybe slap your arse and call you toots.
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:47,
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chances are if ever met you my fair lady, i'd buy you some guinness and maybe slap your arse and call you toots.

that's a new one on me.
a lesbian i've met twice (pissed both times) put the following comment on a photo of me on farcebook today:
"What a guy :)x"
would love to know what i got up to those two nights
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:52,
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a lesbian i've met twice (pissed both times) put the following comment on a photo of me on farcebook today:
"What a guy :)x"
would love to know what i got up to those two nights

i wish i'd meet some drunken lesbains who add me to facebook, i've got feck all friends on there..it's embarassing.
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:54,
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i've got a ridiculous number on there, including two i've never met (one of them is kevin smith to be fair)
quite like having mark hamilton and ash's manager on there (both of whom i've met, and had beers with the former)
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:58,
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quite like having mark hamilton and ash's manager on there (both of whom i've met, and had beers with the former)

/phillipino houseboy blog
actually he was an absolute genius, as long as you don't believe anything you read in the Mirror.
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39,
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actually he was an absolute genius, as long as you don't believe anything you read in the Mirror.

they just look at the pretty diagrams and then use it to line the dog's tray/cover the windows when they're "painting"
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:42,
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I will be claiming for a new keyboard after the unfortunate 'beer-spraying' incident. You will be hearing from my lawyers.
(Actually, can I just have a wet wipe?)
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:45,
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(Actually, can I just have a wet wipe?)