Depends on how much of a poser you want to be about it.I'd rather eat something that tastes fantastic and took five minutes than a jus of this and a coulis of that, which taste good but not good enough to warrant the hours of preparation.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:12,
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also - I don't dispute it tastes niceit sounds bloody lovely.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:15,
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Don't get me wrong, cooking is one of the few things I am talented atEnglish, French, Japanese, lots of different types (my grandma was a chef and she taught me) but I simply don't have the time to cook properly any more.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:17,
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pasties are my next targetthen curry
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:22,
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Quick tip:learn how to make a simple dark chocolate torte. I know you're pretty much guaranteed , but all men should be able to make one. It Will Get You LAID.
And you're automatically sorted when dinner parties start happening.
(And you're automatically sorted when dinner parties start happening.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:23,
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Quickest cheesecake in the world1 tub marscapone
icing sugar
vanilla essence
digestive biscuits
melted butter
round biscuit cutter.
1) smash a couple of digestive biscuits. Melt some butter and mix with biscuits. Put this mixture in the bottom of the biscuit cutter. Place in fridge
2) add vanilla essence and icing sugar to marscapone and keep tasting until it reaches desired yumminess. Spoon mixture on top of biscuit mix and leave in the fridge until required.
3) Put on serving plate and wipe round the side of the biscuit cutter with a warm cloth (or attack it with a blowtorch) just enough to allow the cheesecake to slip out of the cutter.
Can server with a strawberry on top if you so wish. But this takes minutes and tastes great!
(icing sugar
vanilla essence
digestive biscuits
melted butter
round biscuit cutter.
1) smash a couple of digestive biscuits. Melt some butter and mix with biscuits. Put this mixture in the bottom of the biscuit cutter. Place in fridge
2) add vanilla essence and icing sugar to marscapone and keep tasting until it reaches desired yumminess. Spoon mixture on top of biscuit mix and leave in the fridge until required.
3) Put on serving plate and wipe round the side of the biscuit cutter with a warm cloth (or attack it with a blowtorch) just enough to allow the cheesecake to slip out of the cutter.
Can server with a strawberry on top if you so wish. But this takes minutes and tastes great!
Joliet,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31,
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Ahhhhh, you make it in the same way as I do!Except I chuck hazelnuts in with the biscuits, but that's just because I love them.
You can put strawberries on the top, but I think the best one I did was when I put flumps and dolly mixtures in the mascarpone mix. Sugary as hell but ace.
(You can put strawberries on the top, but I think the best one I did was when I put flumps and dolly mixtures in the mascarpone mix. Sugary as hell but ace.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:35,
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Mmmm*makes a note to buy flumps and dolly mixture next shopping trip*
That's my "bastard guests turning up at last minute! Quick! Make them tasty treats!" recipe.
I do have one which uses a mixture of cream cheese and greek yoghurt (cheesecakey goodness with half the heaviness and fewer calories) which impressed the in-laws so much, they thought it was shop bought *smug mode*
(That's my "bastard guests turning up at last minute! Quick! Make them tasty treats!" recipe.
I do have one which uses a mixture of cream cheese and greek yoghurt (cheesecakey goodness with half the heaviness and fewer calories) which impressed the in-laws so much, they thought it was shop bought *smug mode*
Joliet,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:40,
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I make my tortewith two good cooking chocolates and espresso coffee. Yummy.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:36,
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I have never put coffee in it.Unknown reason, but next time I shall do. Whilst drinking red wine and being shirtless.
Fuck it, I can be Manley AND you. Drinking red wine, shirtless, and telling manwife how thoroughly excellent I am.
(Fuck it, I can be Manley AND you. Drinking red wine, shirtless, and telling manwife how thoroughly excellent I am.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:38,
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Findus crispy pancakes ftw
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:22,
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they still make them? god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:26,
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I hope so!*also adds findus crispy pancakes to shopping list*
Burning your mouth off on volcanically hot filling ftw!
(Burning your mouth off on volcanically hot filling ftw!
Joliet,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44,
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Oh I don't understand football at all.I do come with a phone that has Aphex's number in, he understands it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:29,
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