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# There are some nice Americans.
Who's the nice girl who posts on here?
She'd tell you off.
(Although I agree with in general, I've lived in Oxford and Cambridge and there's hundreds of them roaming the streets.)
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Do you wear a duffel coat
and ride a bike with a basket?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:40, archived)
# And a multicoloured scarf.

I'm a northerner by trade, from Penistone, so mostly I wear a flat cap and a whippet.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:43, archived)
# You
wear a wippet?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:50, archived)
# No
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:52, archived)
#
phew
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:54, archived)
# haha
out of the entire millions of American citizens you fail to recall the name of the one nice american girl that you know of.

Does that say anything to you?

I know lots of nice Americans. It's just a shame none of them are in positions of power.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Good point.

Although i don't know of any nice English people who are in positions of power either. Blunkett seemed nice enough, and then as soon as he was made HomeSecretary he becomes all nasty.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Mo Mowlam?
I think she's nice but then again no longer in a position of power
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:59, archived)
# I have full respect for Mo
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:04, archived)
# no sorry
Blunkett has always been an evil little cunt.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:03, archived)
# I'm sure that there are some really nice Americans
Some of the guys who post music at the same place I do are really sound. It's just that I can honistly say that I've never met an American I actually liked. Canadians yes. Americans no.

I lived in Bath for 5 years and got sick of the lard arse buggers expecting to be treated like royalty but acting like spoilt brats (no wait, that is like royalty isn't it?). Like I say, I'm sure there are some nice ones, it's just that the only ones who can afford to travel are generally arseholes...

(I used to give American tourist completely fabricated directions around Bath, which was really good fun "If you take the next left and then hang right you'll get to stonehenge")
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:48, archived)
# My husband is american
I think he's one of the nice ones
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Are you sure?

Have you checked his pockets?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)
# not recently
*worried*
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:55, archived)
# I'm sure he's lovely
You married him after all!
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha
new favourite pastime...
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I went to stonehenge last summer to
Show my Canadian friend the sights... There was loads of tourist (no, really) so we spent about 2 hours walking in a circle sidling up to groups of 'em putting on deep west c'untry accents and saying things like-

"And they do say, that when the crows leave Stonehenge England will fall..."

"And in the 1800's it was fashionable to rub your new born babies agains't the stones. This is why the stones are so small now..."

We made one of the tour guides piss themselves!
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:00, archived)
# canadians
are cool friendly sexy people, a ridiculously high proportion of my friends are canadian. i have only ever had two american friends, one was a kick-ass hick redneck alkie and the other was a chick with amazing tits who one threw a shot of tequila into my right eyeball.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:53, archived)
# living
up to your name I see...
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 12:58, archived)
# I got chatting to some folk on the train
"Are you canadian?"
"Yeah, how'd you tell?"
"You sounded american but you weren't shouting"
(, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)