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# got my photos of the last b3ta party developed
In case anyone was too drunk to remember (Edit of course everyone was the picture of sobriety what am I saying??)- I was the bird wearing a lot of pink.
Lucy, Dr Phil and a classic one of Lumpbucket!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:17, archived)
# DAMN
that's some goooooood lumpbucket you got there.

Why is my chin fat? WHY do I have a FAT CHIN??
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:19, archived)
# at least
you have a chin *nerdy sob*
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:19, archived)
# why do you
lack chinnage?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:29, archived)
# to a certain degree
i do resemble an african tree frog
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:30, archived)
# fantastic.
you lucky man.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:32, archived)
# and you get
high if you lick my back.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:39, archived)
# if i try to lick my back
ilook like a spacker.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:40, archived)
# moreso
than normal?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:43, archived)
# a small
bit, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:44, archived)
# probably got fat ankles too?
Give you something else to obsess about in the mirror for hours when putting on shoes :)

I may or may not have issues.
(HoTWire, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:21, archived)
# /me thinks out loud
is there any correct answer to this?
if we say yes, then it will most likely upset you, and if we say no then you wont belive us... im gonna stay silent
(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:21, archived)
# ah
that wasnt the question was it?

...i dont know why you have a fat chin... genetics?
sorry - you have a very nice chin.
(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:22, archived)
# right
why are the good-looking ones always the most neurotic about the silliest little things?
(que, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:23, archived)
# ive noticed that too
.
(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:24, archived)
# "aah!
a pimple!"
/begins to tie noose.
(que, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:28, archived)
# nobody would care if i had a fat chin
cos i'm a muntdude anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:30, archived)
# Because
they can afford to be. If they moan about being unattractive everyone says "of course you aren't" = boosted ego.

If a minger were to say such a thing they would only be ignored or agreed with so they don't.

Don't be sucked in... women fuck with your brains
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:29, archived)
# i can see
you've thought about this for a long time!
(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:31, archived)
# Well
they wouldn't be goodlooking if it was something major would they.
(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:31, archived)
# fine point
that hadn't occured to me at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:38, archived)
# if you have a fat chin
I have two heads!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:24, archived)
# fat chin
sounds like a chinese dictator!cannae see no fat on that chin captain
(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:24, archived)
# Bit late now,
as most of the board as beaten me to it, but you don't have a fat chin. Stop being paranoid. It doesn't even look fat in that picture, either.
(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:38, archived)
# Oh God
I'm sorry everyone, I take it back!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:44, archived)
# ah
don't worry about it. it's like hearing your own voice on a tape recorder "do i sound like that?! etc..." everyone goes thru it.
(que, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:56, archived)
# Hey staticgirl
are you in St Albans?

(edit) Er, I'm not trying to chat you up, I was just wondering as you seem to be one of the few b3tans who lives anywhere near me
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:20, archived)
# I live in watford!
I 'work' in London in time-honoured B3tan tradition...
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Cool
I'm a bit further down the A41, nearish Aylesbury
I seem to be the only person so far to admit living in Bucks
I 'work' from home
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:39, archived)
# I am
Watford also.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:41, archived)
# I'm from
St Albans, not lived there for a while though
(Nacho, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:59, archived)
# that's very odd.
We're not related are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:20, archived)
# I'm from St.Albans originally.
It's a nice place.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:00, archived)
# you didn't get any of me an' Vikki tho'
thank god
btw, were you the totty in white, knee-high boots?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 15:27, archived)
# totty?
why am I suddenly very very happy? Yes I was. wow.

I got the camera out too late and got the picture of lots of backs as I hastened back to the dance floor to dance to the next top tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:29, archived)
# white knee high boots?
*drools*
(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:34, archived)
# i think pictures
are necessary. and dreams, lots of dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Wot?
A picture of my boots? she said in deliberately confused fashion..
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:39, archived)
# yes!pic of boots
(with legs in em!)
(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:41, archived)
# And the rest of her too
I can't remember what she looks like!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:43, archived)
# and
tits.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:43, archived)
# You want
tits in boots?

Is that like puss-in-boots

That was lame hanable. My coat? ta very much
(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:00, archived)
# LUMPBUCKET
(lunchbreaklarry, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:30, archived)
# AAAAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:35, archived)
# HOOT!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:47, archived)
# lumpbucket, you look a little different,
did you buy some new shoes or something?
(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:36, archived)
# Nope.
I only ever have one pair of shoes, and I only replace them when they really, totally and utterly die.

Or when I have a job interview :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:38, archived)
# i love
how crap that joke is. hooray.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:39, archived)
# maybe a
slight beard trimmage or something?
(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:39, archived)