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i would not be paid to go, you i like, many others i like

but i doubt i could spray the ones i hate with a pink line and write ignore on them without causing offence

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)

I wonder what the most "OH MY FUCKING GOD NO" moment at a b3ta bash was

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)

mongychops

trying to ignore someone

/evenin all

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)

what's up with using good old fashioned internet weirdo weirdness to make people you don't like to run away screaming from oneself? :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

RELIGIOUS INTERNET WEIRDNESS WORKS BEST

I use it to get rid of freaky women in pubs.
/fact

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

I would love to know what its like to

be so irresistable to women that I would have to make up stuff to get rid of them :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

Trust me,

I only attract freaks.
Current wife being an exception to the rule.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

maybe he's one of those chaps who uses the traditional chat up line

"LOOK AT MY COCK" when extremely pissed, and forgets all about it

then, some time later, various wimmin come up to him because they find him irresistable?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

I use alcohol as a contraceptive

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

heh, fair enough

I just use my natural internet wierdo thing, oh shit.. that's probably bad isn't it :/

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

I'd have you just to hear about more ninja madness :O

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

haha

well, don't get me too drunk, as I'll just throw up everywhere and steal furniture

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)

as long as you jump in the air and eat some noodles and shit first!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)

I'll be like totally eating noodles, and like some guys burst into the front of the cafe

and the big guy takes off his head covering

and I'm like totally "IT'S YOU!!"

and he'd be like "YOU HAVE EATEN YOUR LAST NOODLE, DISCOMEAT"

and I'd slowly totally push my bowl of noodles to one side, and I'd bow humbly, and I'd be like "FUK YU MONG FU!" and I'd like totally jump into the fucking air and shit and be like "AAAAIAIAIEEEEEAAHAAEAE I KILL YOU!!!" and he'd be like "AAAIAIEIEIAEE I KILL YOU TOTALLY" and like all the ninjas and shit would be jumping in the air and shit and like the noodles would be everywhere and shit and like I'd smash through the tables and shit and people would be running out screaming and shit and like I'd totally jump into the air and shit and like he'd be fucking totally flying through the air like some kind of fucking blur and shit and we'd be throwing fucking chopsticks at eachother and it'd be like death of a thousand fucking total chopstick cuts and shit and like I'd be fucking totally doing the martial art of "KIK YU" and he'd be like totally fucking doing his "FUK YU IN" and like, I'd have to like be all cool and shit and like totally reach for a bottle of beer and shit and like drink the beer and be like all cool and say "YOU WILL BE DEFEATED! HAHAAHAHAHA" and shit and like then I'd die, beacuse I'm a fat internet wierdo and he's like a "FUK YU IN" master and shit and he'd like totally kick the shit out of me and shit, then he'd laugh and shit and try to steal my noodles as a prize and shit but like the jokes totally on him and shit because like the noodles are so full of msg and shit that he shits himself inside out and shit and like he's totally dead and shit, and like the other ninjas laugh and then leap out through the window of the cafe on fire and then like, die and shit.

Then it would totally fade to black and because it is such a high quality hong kong movie and shit you'd see this on the screen:
Hah! shit film over! we have money! bye bye now!

Hah! shit film over! we have money! bye bye now!

and you'd cry and shit because the film was full of real like, shit and shit.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)

THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER

(maninthespoon, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 6:41, archived)

me and robtoo naked was good

then i got up and dipped my balls in a pint of guinness, most there where friends from before, i'm sure the new bash people were a bit against the graphic nature of our posts

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)

haha

but that's a typical night out in most places

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

erm....

this wasnt it, but I still love it :)

youtube.com/watch?v=bc56c6IWVLI

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)

erm....

and this didn't result in a brawl?

with glass?

and chairs?

I'm very confused

no really, I'm _very_ confused

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)

Watch rounds 2, 3 and 4 then!

AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH BITCH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

make your own sandwich!

hippy!

:Þ

edit: oh I see, pretend violence

that usually gets people upset too "I'm having a fucking drink you stupid cunt" and then they start being rude!

edit2: or is this just some sexual thing?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)

Have you watched the other rounds?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

yes, I've watched the other rounds

I have no idea what it's all about, looks quite silly to me

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

Arf!

By the way, I am the one in the stripey jumper.

It was myself and Dr When, we found out that each other had been trained in stage fighting. I myself was trained by a man who ended up becoming a priest in Eastenders, I believe he married Jim and Dot.

So it progressed, but lots of beer and hi-jinx resulted in spilling Dave the Hats beer!

And still, to this day, nearly a year later, he still asks how my ear is :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

ah well, as long as nobody got the idea to join in

that's when the shit starts flying :)

and I kinda guessed the jumper action due to the video title :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

I've been trained in urban and desert warfare

me and you are gonna have a ball ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

*rapes*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

fuck.

I'll have to get the handbook out for that one. *oof*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

haha

it's rape hour again..

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

well, I lack the technical knowledge of either subject

I suspect that may be just "a tad" one sided :)

hehehe

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

haha.

you mean you'd rather shit yourself at home than face the people you have abused? Get on with it man. I'm going, they will forget about you with a class 'A' cunt like me to have a go at.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)

besides,

they can be alright in real life.
Take me for example:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)

who have you pissed off?

oh man, I don't undesrtand anything anymore

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)

Ive pissed a few poeple off,

but if truth be known I just want Mongy in my face.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)

balls deep

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)

you know i'll have a beer with you

anytime mate

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

Me too, and

That's what I mean. We probably have completely wrong impressions of each other and I think me, you a beer and a chat would be good. Then we can both be cunts together, live, at a bash. I've written a fucking script! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)

i can't do this big bash bollocks anymore mate

i'll have a pint with anybody, you seem a interesting bloke, me i'm just a bloke making my way in the world today, it takes everything you've got, taking a break from all your worries sure does help alot...

not this bash tho, the pander alone is going to be huge

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

"the pander alone is going to be huge"

haha, why?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

omg internet women

fat boy meets fat girl at b3ta bash, both have old zx spectrums and obscure musical tastes= online off line romance, good for them tho i say, personally i like my parties to start without a clique

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

Shut up you fucker!

You live for cliques! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

hahahahahaha

i'm a fat girl and i met a b3tan(not at a bash tho) and we had a romance(well more we put up with each other for a year) and stupid music tastes, but neither of us own a zx spectrum.
i'm such a clique

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

if only you both owned some kind of zx spectrum

you'd be married by now :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

oh god don't say that.

what if i buy us one each? then will we get back together and get married?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

hahaha

there is potential book/tv series in this somewhere :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8218966

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

BINDUN

seen it

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

haha. I know.

Well I'm in town a lot and I definitely have to get hold of Rick. I shall stalk you in between bashes.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

Your statement does beg the question,

Whatever happened to Reckless?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

I think the personal issues

last year coupled with the new girlfriend ( but I may be out of touch with that ) just made him move on. I'm sure he's still in touch with a few here.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

he still gets on msn..

isee him on there, not spoken to him since..well you know...meh.
:(

i miss rik.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

*riks*

just not the same

sorry :(

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

he is still all cool

i talk to him all the time, went to greenwich with him before christmas with my kids, he doesn't need this shit anymore

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

That's cool

and I wish him better than most. he still needs beer though ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

yes he does, it is this crazy lives out near heatrow thing that is bollox

he sent me a text the other day telling me if i need a place to stay i can go to him, i might turn up on his doorstep with a few empty cases, scare the shit out of him

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

haha.

Give him my best. And my sympathy. I used to run the Green Man out at Hatton Cross. Living near the airport is shit.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

Fair enough.

Why do we still do it? :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

cos none of us are getting it on a regular basis

apart from nipples, but he's from oz..so an exception to the rules.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

*does studly wife beating pose*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

*releases gut from pose*

*results in shockwave that bowls over every small child and elderly person in a 2km radius*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

ah well

can't make everyone happy

and those you can't you can make them extremely unhappy :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

i've pissed him off

but thats not very hard really.

and not quite the same

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

How very dare you Miss?

You've not pissed me off. You just got bored talking to me so I just went meh....

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

no, i did piss you off

cos i didn't like that sodding picture of some blank boxes hex posted. remember? you got well shirty at me.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)

misinterpretation my dear girl.

and a small admonishment from uncle Zoot is no need to think I have the arse with you. I'm a grown up and I make it clear to cunts just who they are. Pissed up me having a rant does not count next day. I still love you as much as the internet allows.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

Re: "pissed up rants"...

Especially if one cant remember!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)

I remember every

bad word you and I have said to each other. Does not mean that it is in the past. b3ta moves too fast to be cunty with the regulars.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

Me too,

but I was more referring to life in general

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

I just re-read that

and missed out an important 'not'

also parrot, I answered late but to save you the trouble. don't mind the setting, just nice contrast and as big as you can.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

well a few other people had the arsehole with me the next day

so at that point it was just easier to assume evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveryone hated me.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)

not me hunny.

I was just probably hungover and not very responsive.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

until today or ysterday you hadn't said a thing to me since the arseyness

i just assumed you had me on ignore.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

didn't I ?

not by design. I wondered why you had not commented on my magnificent nakedness yesterday ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

what, where?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8213594

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

hex is an arse

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

i just associate him with the whole clansoul/kk/young people thing

probably unfairly.

nor am i exactly older myself..but you know.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

I don't mind him.

Or what I see of him. He's a talented young man and I wish him all the best. If he's in the kids camp I never see it as I have all the ankle snappers on ignore.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

he probably is older than me

ha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

i've been to loads of the bashes

made some good mates, this one is not for me

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)

I think it is woorth it for the ignore thing!

:)
Stickers could make it less time consuming

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

that could be fun

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)

What? If people you have on ignore have

a label saying Cunt?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

haha. Yes!

I am SO printing off pink sticky labels off that say 'ignore' on them ( and I will credit your genius.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)

every one who does this should have their tag in small print at the bottom

so the cliques can grow STRONG!
Edit: I look forward to seeing pics of the results.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

haha

don't forget to video this event, I sence potential bloodbath :D

what about some "I Like this" stickers?

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

BBC Headline: "PASTY INTERNET NERD RIOT AT PUB!: 6 DEAD FROM RE-ENACTMENTS OF WARCRAFT FIGHT MANOUVERES"

Edit: I pity the breasts of the laydeez that dare venture in with "I like this" stickers getting about ;)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

haha "+20 LOL of DEATH"

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

I see potential for a whole

load of stickers. As for bloodbath? Not me, I'm discreet in my 'friendly chats'.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

"I was at the scene of another crime when the incident occured officer"

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

man,

if the opportunity ever arises I am going to get myself in trouble with that line!
Thank you so much!!!:):):)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

stolen from futurama

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)

It's not really for me.

Too many people. It just happens I'm in town then so it would be impolite not to say hello.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

I wish i was on that side of the water some days, there are a load of cunts here.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)