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# !
That's not very gentlemanly!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:48, archived)
# I agree!!
She's the best...leave her alone you bunch of brit bastards...you pack of Mop Monkeys!
(Or something like that.)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:50, archived)
# Yes but
I am always chivalrous and gentlemanly, and it gets you nowhere. If you want to get the chicks, be a complete bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:51, archived)
# but i am always a bastard
and that doesn't get me chicks.

its probably because i'm ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:55, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that
is there anything we can do?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:56, archived)
# I'm a psychopath.
the ladies love it.

besides, Dr.Phil knows i love the pants off her, so I'm sure she won't be offended.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 15:58, archived)
# depends
are you a pretty girl?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:02, archived)
# mike
i went out with a ginger bastard once. it does happen.

he was evil though, and i'm sure you're capable of not being evil. if you try.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:57, archived)
# I think you have to be nice
but in a kind of "i'm going to turn into a bastard, I am" kind of way, and then when they are successfully lured, become a bastard.

Thats the bit I can't do because I'm just too nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:57, archived)