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# massive inappropriate TJ:
1) no, you aren't my photoshop bitches, I just haven't the required skills/time.
2) serously, this is just something my sould cries out for:

Can anyone shop/animate a version of the 'oreos' advert whereby that fucking kid taunting the dog gets the face-savaging it deserves? Please?

I'll send you a jaffa.

P.s. nice pun with the mcgregor there.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# do it with crayons and cardboard
videotaperecord the advert and then pause it and stick red card and crepe paper and cutout teeth in the appropriate places, then take a photo and post it here

it'll be ace and I will laugh, particularly if the dog has googly eyes
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# googly eyes FTW!
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I'm so trying this later if I can find the bits.
/serial killer necrophile joke
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Heh heh heh
I like your thinking, and would also like to see this
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I ain't seen it
is it a US thing?

EDIT: Oops! If Trelly has seen it . . . then it must be UK


(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Nope it's local
And irritating. Like Sheila's Wheels and U Switch. But not like the new Visa advert, which is brilliant.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# serves you right!
You play hide the sausage you turn into a sofa monster! C];0p


(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Nah, that's down to stupid agency
Finding me work that only has me out of the house for two hours a day....
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# oh . . . err . . .
SERVES THEM RIGHT! or summat . . .


(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# the wife bought some but i can't bring myself to try 'em.
they look horrible.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# They are rank
Americans seem to be afraid of sugar and all their sweet products taste bitter.

Oreos especially.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I guess you don't like dark chocolate?
Just a guess.
I love it, especially 99% cocoa dark chocolate :D
Man I have to get me some more of that stuff.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Dark chocolate has it's place in cooking
but not in a midnight snack.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Dark chocolate > any other chocolate.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)