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# Every 1st and 3rd Friday, Cantina Bar, Mos Eisley


sorry... tis very silly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Woo!
'Your hothouse flowers are weak old man'



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Oh dear god...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# massive inappropriate TJ:
1) no, you aren't my photoshop bitches, I just haven't the required skills/time.
2) serously, this is just something my sould cries out for:

Can anyone shop/animate a version of the "oreos" advert whereby that fucking kid taunting the dog gets the face-savaging it deserves? Please?

I'll send you a jaffa.

P.s. nice pun with the mcgregor there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# do it with crayons and cardboard
videotaperecord the advert and then pause it and stick red card and crepe paper and cutout teeth in the appropriate places, then take a photo and post it here

it'll be ace and I will laugh, particularly if the dog has googly eyes
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# googly eyes FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I'm so trying this later if I can find the bits.
/serial killer necrophile joke
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Heh heh heh
I like your thinking, and would also like to see this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I ain't seen it
is it a US thing?

EDIT: Oops! If Trelly has seen it . . . then it must be UK


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Nope it's local
And irritating. Like Sheila's Wheels and U Switch. But not like the new Visa advert, which is brilliant.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# serves you right!
You play hide the sausage you turn into a sofa monster! C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Nah, that's down to stupid agency
Finding me work that only has me out of the house for two hours a day....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# oh . . . err . . .
SERVES THEM RIGHT! or summat . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# the wife bought some but i can't bring myself to try 'em.
they look horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# They are rank
Americans seem to be afraid of sugar and all their sweet products taste bitter.

Oreos especially.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I guess you don't like dark chocolate?
Just a guess.
I love it, especially 99% cocoa dark chocolate :D
Man I have to get me some more of that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Dark chocolate has it's place in cooking
but not in a midnight snack.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Dark chocolate > any other chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# haha!!
mixing it up sith style!
*kills everyone*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# hahaha
Darth master, scratch faster!

*body pops*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# you can go free now.
and i hope you've learned your lesson.
*clips round ear*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# cor thanks!
There's not much room to breakdance in here

I hereby swear never to slander Bruce Forsyth again!

*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# go on, get out of it!!
*kicks arse*
bloody kids.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# we like silly round here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Radio DJ Pat Sharp was often referred to
as the Darth Vader of the Master Fader... there is a DJ Yoda isn;t there?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# There is indeed
DJ Yoda is awesome, scratches in loads of Star Wars & Dr Who samples!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Very silly
*very clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)