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# i had someone in Brixton on thursday night ask me for 2p
i was impressed...

but i didn't give it to him
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I once stood outside tesco asking strangers for 63p.
They all gave me strange looks, and a guy wanted to give me the money, but his wife said no.
So he slipped me a quid when she wasn't looking :P
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Hah!
And I bet he didn't hear the end of it on the ride home!
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# You should have gone IN Tesco
And bought goods using money earned from gainful employment.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# If you have a fairly posh accent, are dressed smartly and talk with a ridiculous degree of politeness you can get away with murder.
"Oh hello officer. Oh goodness no, we're just rehearsing for a play you see. Well no I'm afraid in a brief lapse I did accidentally stab him in the chest, high spirits if you will. So I'll just be cleaning this mess up if you don't mind. Good afternoon."
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)