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# i had someone in Brixton on thursday night ask me for 2p
i was impressed...

but i didn't give it to him
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I once stood outside tesco asking strangers for 63p.
They all gave me strange looks, and a guy wanted to give me the money, but his wife said no.
So he slipped me a quid when she wasn't looking :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Hah!
And I bet he didn't hear the end of it on the ride home!
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# You should have gone IN Tesco
And bought goods using money earned from gainful employment.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# If you have a fairly posh accent, are dressed smartly and talk with a ridiculous degree of politeness you can get away with murder.
"Oh hello officer. Oh goodness no, we're just rehearsing for a play you see. Well no I'm afraid in a brief lapse I did accidentally stab him in the chest, high spirits if you will. So I'll just be cleaning this mess up if you don't mind. Good afternoon."
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)