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(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# TOAS
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I searched more of those Rubiks cubes!
www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/andrew/3_feb07/florence__1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# thats very cool
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# holy crap, my nerd detector just melted
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Have a present too....
www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops378/connie_booth0056.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# KIUSHAND*&(£RYBI£HI
i'd make her call me The Major while i did unspeakable things to her in the dining room


oh god
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# "It's a Rat"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I'll ruin you. You'll never waitress in Torquay again.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# surely I could do that from the comfort of my own home just as easily?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Yes,
and slightly politer too!

How do today Dangerous Brian?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha, a new day, a new nickname :)
I'm fine, and have avoided all manner of personal injury today.

However, here's a top tip for you fab and groovy and windswept and interesting people:
If you decide to have a bit of toast in the evening, make sure after finishing you switch off the toaster plug and not the fridge plug sitting right next to it.
You'd be amazed at how much water the average top freezer section of a fridge holds when you open the door first thing in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are such a liability!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# that's what the present Mrs. Architect keeps telling me :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Why would you unplug your toaster anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I didn't unplug it, just switched the socket off
only I switched the wrong one off by mistake...

Mind you, the toast was bloody lovely at the time
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Fair enough.
I know not the strange ways of you Norfolk folk ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# my missus is obsessed with turning things off.
and i'm not even making a no-sex joke.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# pfft
just don't bother unplugging the toaster!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# you are special people
.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# No, ta.
I don't have the bits necessary to fuck myself.

Fucking someone else is far more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Who?
Who is this person that it's far more fun to fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# i'm fucking BRILLIANT
lets have sex a/s/l lololol
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# The beardedwife
Best alarm clock in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# This this some form of Channel 5 T.V. presenter?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Not yet
but he is looking for a job
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Ted Bovis
er, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# *joins queue*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Does it count as gay sex or as masturbation?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# ..
full and half board or all inclusive.


yes.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Cheggars Plays Pop!
*rawks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)