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# teach it a lesson by playing arsechery with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# ...
I'll wager that sweet round pair of peaches has never been forced 'twixt two splintered planks, to plug a leak and save a ship!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# You have a woman's bosom, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I do.
I wish more people would call me Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Why - are you a man?
Or aspire to be one?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hey Vasquez
You ever been mistaken for a man?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# No,
have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# You just too bad!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Aspire to be a man?
No siree. No thank you. Too badly designed.

It's just better than ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I'll see your wager
and raise you tuppence
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I'll see your tuppence
and raise you a quite excellent set of thruppeny bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# i'll call
show me what you got!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Nice try.
You haven't even plied me with mead yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# mead ftw
who fancies a mead binge?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# A bead minge?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# mmmm textury
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# not just now thanks
I'm drunk and in charge of a combine harvester...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *plies*

*plies some more*

*plies with jolly rogers rohypnol infused mead*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# You're plying yourself.
This is like all first dates.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Phwoar
I'll raise you a Dubloon
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I'm not sure if dbroon would be too happy with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# He's already in my pile.
Due to being my very own manwench.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# OH IS THAT SO?
What's this pile you speak of? Did it evolve from a mound? I am so perplexed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# ssshh
don't anger mistress, she will beat us

gaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Okay okay okay. Let me get this right...
If I anger her, she beats you? :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# pretty much whatever happens
the man pile takes a thrashing
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# You told me you enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# only for fear of future thrashings
if we complained
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Fear/love, it's all the same to me.
Get in the cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Pff! Gutted at you guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# "Get him boys!"
*man pile rises and drags Ttssattsr to it's hairy, sweaty core
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# YOU CAN'T GET ME. I'm safe in trousers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# that's what you think
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# HEY HEY HEY
aren't myou meant to at least buy me dinner before trying to undo my flies?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *scuttles down leg*
*snuggles in the kneepit*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *Seals leg at either end
GOT 'IM
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# RIGHT.
Sit. Now.


Everyone behave or you will all feel the force of my mighty wrath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hehehe, 'mound'.
In my pile of bargaining chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Haha! Mound... that sounds a bit like..
BOTTOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I see your tuppence
and managed to take a sneaky photo of it too.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Oh you FIEND.
Show me your baguette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Yeah
stuffed with lettuce and bacon, overflowing with mayonaise
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Oh shut UP
I've just eaten and now I'm hungry again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# sorry
I'd offer you my sandwiches but they ARE MINE MINE MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# you'll be correct
but i bet you've never had you nipples splayed in the scorching midday sun of the gobi desert and coated in honey for a maurauding colony of fire ants.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Corrr...
Not for want of trying though....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I've
never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in me either.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *adjusts spectacles*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# It always feels weird when someone else does it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# adjusts yr spectacles?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Aye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# try sitting on your nose for a while
then see if it feels like you are adjusting someone elses specs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Sitting on my nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# uh
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You are aware I'm not actually an eel?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# WHAT!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha the very fact you remember this makes me think
it had an impact ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I'm selling the rights to it now to ITV Sport
I'm hoping for the old Saturday lunchtime slot that Wrestling used to have.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# God...I used to love that when I was a wee un
Earliest happy memories watching overweight Brummies panto-fighting in tight spandex.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# i've been eatig figs and prunes and playing it over the weekend.
my house stinks of shit now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# that's your solution to everything...
"Thor... the house is on fire; Thor, the Iranians have nuclear weapons; Thor, you've run over my only child and killed it..."

ARSECHERY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# in 98% of cases it provideds an effective solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)